mpreg - Page 56

Went to a Bar Mitzvah today and unlike other times in the hall they had cookies

I want to eat them alll

Have self esteem issues so give me a follow. imma go eat an oreo

want.oreo

I want one more oreo.

Imagine: After each day, you'd fall asleep for 1 minute. in those dreams, they didn't seem like dreams because of all that happened in them. You'd go to a comfortable place where you can do whatever you want. You can also eat whatever you wanted without getting fat or being affected, in fact every food served from cakes to oreos to chips to fast food was healthy. It was so realistic it was real life! You can smell, touch, hear, see, and even taste everything. You can do it for See More as long as you wanted hours, days, a lifetime, a century you can live all of it in just one minute. Anything and everything you'd like to do, you can do it. No buts, no catches, peace and serenity everyday.

I guess there isn't as much drama as there was before? I feel like im new lol.

I promised a face reveal at 400?? Sgould I?? I dunno...

Another round of give me annoying qfeasters usernames do I can block them, and don't put the @ symbol.

Looking at my old posts makes me want to curl in a ball and roll off a cliff. Sorry some of you had to deal with that.

8 minutes until walk to bus ughugbhgubhgubh

"TheRe'S a 7-11 RiGhT tHerE-"

Time for me to retire

Be prepared for an old caption:
"I ATE THE CANDY BAR AND NOW I'M SO HYPER!! °o° °⊙︿⊙
XD hehehe!

BADAMMMMMMMMMMMDDDDDDDDDDDDDGFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOO"


I want to die

Expectation:
SQUIP: an unsanely powerful supercomputer that will create a hivemind to do its sole purpose.
Reality:
SQUIP: *aggresseively beep boobs* *kills eminem* *peer pressure 24/7*

TELL ME WHY I OBSESS OVER THE SQUIP MOSTLY BECAUSE IN PITIFUL CHILDREN HE SPARKLE