dial.six.six.six's Questions

I am going mad! Right ok. Ahem... I haven fallen in love with one of my bestest friends! the only problem is, he's gay! I just don't know what to do! should I tell him or should I button it up???

This is gonna sound weird, but a cat lives near me and he always purrs when he sees me and tries to sleep on my knee when I bend down to stroke him and stares at me... He is called Chester

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