Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
My best friend confessed to me and I'm just sitting here shook af.
My best friend confessed to me and I'm just sitting here shook af.
Yourlocalcatperson
@sailor_moon haha maybe I will
on August 03, 2020
your.local.patrona
SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES SAY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
on August 03, 2020
on August 03, 2020
Don't ya hate it when your brain overthinks tbings
on August 03, 2020
on August 02, 2020
Roleplaying
Me four years ago: Ah it'll be fine just write something to go with it (Ex. Sam: *sigh* Well that sure was... Eh intresting)
Me now: Okay, did I spell everything right? Right characters?? Proper Grammar??? I hate this so much they will hate me forever
(Ex. Sam slowly sheathed her sword. As she looked around at the aftermath of the fight, she felt cold. As she sister clapped her on the shoulder she sighed. "Well that sure was..." She trailed off trying to find the right See More words. "Eh, intresting")
Me four years ago: Ah it'll be fine just write something to go with it (Ex. Sam: *sigh* Well that sure was... Eh intresting)
Me now: Okay, did I spell everything right? Right characters?? Proper Grammar??? I hate this so much they will hate me forever
(Ex. Sam slowly sheathed her sword. As she looked around at the aftermath of the fight, she felt cold. As she sister clapped her on the shoulder she sighed. "Well that sure was..." She trailed off trying to find the right See More words. "Eh, intresting")
on August 02, 2020
on August 02, 2020
Yourlocalcatperson asked a question
Did you know we have all kicked a pregnant woman? Think about it
on August 01, 2020
Teacher: There is no electrical device that has 100% efficiency. The other energy is converted to hear
Student: What about a heater
Teacher: Listen here you little-
Person: heaters are not 100% efficient. There is air friction that makes it lose kinetic energy when you throw one at your sister
Student: What about a heater
Teacher: Listen here you little-
Person: heaters are not 100% efficient. There is air friction that makes it lose kinetic energy when you throw one at your sister
on July 31, 2020
Anyone have a live goat I could borrow? I'll give it back .... I promis
on July 31, 2020
You know why ants never get sick?
They have anty bodies
They have anty bodies
on July 30, 2020
People
Suck
Suck
on July 30, 2020
on July 30, 2020