Sam: heheh I gotta joke for you
Ash: *puts a hand on sam's face and lightly pushes her back* I dont wanna hear it
Sam: Awe but its funny
Ash: I dont believe you
Sam: *huffs* Lemme at least say it
Ash: *rolls her eyes* go ahead
Sam: So I- See More
Ash: *wheeze*
Sam: WHY??!!
Ash: *clutches her stomach, laughing so hard shes practically crying* funny one
Sam: ... Gimme your arm...
Ash: *composes herself* Why?
Sam: So i can show you something reeally HUMERUS
Ash: *puts a hand on sam's face and lightly pushes her back* I dont wanna hear it
Sam: Awe but its funny
Ash: I dont believe you
Sam: *huffs* Lemme at least say it
Ash: *rolls her eyes* go ahead
Sam: So I- See More
Ash: *wheeze*
Sam: WHY??!!
Ash: *clutches her stomach, laughing so hard shes practically crying* funny one
Sam: ... Gimme your arm...
Ash: *composes herself* Why?
Sam: So i can show you something reeally HUMERUS
on September 29, 2020
most of my stories i go off on a whim and write but now i actually wanna plan it out not a bad idea but whenever i go off on a whim they tend to be weird
on September 29, 2020
Is being nice a curse?
Idk it feels like it some days. And on those somedays i try to be less nice but it results in me constantly being so swwet and so kind its horrible but somehow sweet? rewarding as well? i duno sometimes i think im just really stale and nice for no reason
Idk it feels like it some days. And on those somedays i try to be less nice but it results in me constantly being so swwet and so kind its horrible but somehow sweet? rewarding as well? i duno sometimes i think im just really stale and nice for no reason
on September 29, 2020
Sam's backstory feels too eh cliche at this point *puts head down on desk* sounds like a story ripped from something else
on September 29, 2020
What if you wanted to go to heaven
But god said...
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second See More time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."
But god said...
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second See More time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."
on September 29, 2020
on September 29, 2020
Its stiff and messy but whatever
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on September 29, 2020
on September 29, 2020
Yourlocalcatperson uploaded a video
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on September 29, 2020
I like how yall see all these polite women when this is actually how it is
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on September 29, 2020
brb gotta do some work
on September 29, 2020
on September 28, 2020
I HAVE CALLED THIS EMERGENCY MEETING TO TELL YOU GUYS
I JUST MADE THE C L E A N E S T CARD SWIPE EVER!!
I JUST MADE THE C L E A N E S T CARD SWIPE EVER!!
on September 28, 2020
imma go again-
dont spam me now (jk do whatever you want i wont stop you)
dont spam me now (jk do whatever you want i wont stop you)
on September 28, 2020