Gm!
Toxic._.MoonMaker
@Crystal_Drowned gm crystal! Hru?
on April 15, 2021
Toxic._.MoonMaker
@flxrrie oop-
on April 15, 2021
KrisIsOk
Gm
on April 15, 2021
Your.Little.Retard.Erin
its 1;41 P.M. for me-
on April 15, 2021
on April 15, 2021
When you feel too booutiful :
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00:09
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on April 15, 2021
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
on April 15, 2021
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
on April 15, 2021
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button
on April 15, 2021
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
on April 15, 2021
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
on April 15, 2021
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
(I was gonna say catfish but nvm)
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
(I was gonna say catfish but nvm)
on April 15, 2021
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. "I froze to death. How about you?" "I had a heart attack." "How did that happen?" "Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack." "That's ironic." "Why?" "If you would've See More looked in the fridge, we'd both be alive."
on April 15, 2021
You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love," and you answer, "I can't do both."
on April 15, 2021
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband See More #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
on April 15, 2021
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
Are you an annoying git?
Nopers
Okay...... Surprising.
on April 15, 2021
on April 15, 2021
Yay yay yay!
on April 14, 2021