Imagine an AI robot with battery percentage, like a phone
But hear me out
The lower the charger, then the more sarcastic comments it makes
But hear me out
The lower the charger, then the more sarcastic comments it makes
on November 19, 2017
on November 19, 2017
Me: "Thanks for giving us a week off to celebrate Thanksgiving, school"
School: "haha"
School [whispering]: "science fair"
School: "haha"
School [whispering]: "science fair"
on November 19, 2017
on November 18, 2017
I don't mean to brag, but I know all the lyrics to the songs "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger", and "Darude--Sandstorm".
on November 17, 2017
Friend 1: "We have to vote someone off the island"
Friend 2: "Alright let's vote whoever is most likely to stab us all in the back"
Everyone voted for me.
Friend 2: "Alright let's vote whoever is most likely to stab us all in the back"
Everyone voted for me.
on November 17, 2017
"We're going to Polyphemus's island! Polythemus is an S-i-k...a C-y-k..."
on November 17, 2017
"I've successfully bedazzled my face!"
on November 17, 2017
"Ok."
on November 17, 2017