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She comes up and aims the me long baller for eye.
Moommmmy Miokrels
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Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi - You’re pretty
Raspberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I hate you See More
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simple_sheep
Please get one and tell the police they can kill me because I want death
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SmolRaccoons
I'm getting a restraining order
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simple_sheep
*flails*
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SmolRaccoons
You weirdo XD
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simple_sheep
*thumbs up*
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Cool chapter, you penis nose
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simple_sheep
Thanks a lot ass toasting dip f*ck
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How to get your math homework done...The South way!
Step 1: Find a friend that has the same math class as you
Step 2: Sit with said friend at lunch
Step 3: Ask politely if they can help you with the homework
Step 4: After they say no let all hell break loose
Step 5: Whine and smack things while cussing them out and throwing a childish tantrum
Step 6: Congrats your friend gave you the answers!
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I'm not allowed to be in the living room because it's an "adult" gathering and I'm a little kid. Mother, first of all I am turning 15 in a couple months and I'm actually mature. Legit though they're playing fücking Monopoly and there is only my mom, James, and James' friend Malcolm so like it's not like there is a huge party or some shit going on. It can't be language or drinking either cause that shit goes on every day in my house. So there is literally no reason why I should See More
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TsumikiMiniwa
@Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I know the feeling, you're not alone
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I know 15 doesn't make me an adult but she is treating me as if I'm my ten year old brother
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Me after leaving the dentist-
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
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SmolRaccoons
Yep
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
I coloured the Narnia flag right?
The left side is coloured yellow for Neverland
Neverland was originally on the WEST side
So why do we call Neverland EAST when he is on the WEST?
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simple_sheep
My showers are so cold that Jack Frost would curse me out
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SmolRaccoons
That's a no, I have my shower water so hot the devil would burn
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simple_sheep
If you bathe in cold water then your body adapts faster
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Yeah and I don't feel like having to bathe in antifreeze so I don't catch hypothermia
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simple_sheep
Oh hell no I am not becoming the personification of a *shutters*.....warm land
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Somebody please kill me
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IT TOOK ALL MY STRENGTH NOT TO CRY BUT TEARS STILL CAME IN MY EYES
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THEY TOOK THIS THING AND SAWED IN-BETWEEN MY TEETH AND IT FELT LIKE PURE AGONY
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Woah what happened?
Dentist
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OMFS THAT FELT LIKE FÜCKING TORTURE
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Hm true I guess
BD nerd
You are the BD nerd!You like reading BDs and superheros and comics conventions!
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I'm at the orthodontist now and my teeth feel free because they took my wire off
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I'm going to get my braces tightened and my brackets changed at 2 DX
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This dude I was walking behind in the hallway smelled so musty! Like boi put on some deodorant!
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I was gonna try to sleep on the bus, but I sit in the back which causes my head to bang around.
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I got this really cool notebook that has a picture of a dream catcher on the front that you're supposed to colour.
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simple_sheep
Yes
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SmolRaccoons
Update 2:
I hit another kid with the notebook
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simple_sheep
Yes
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SmolRaccoons
Update:
I hit Kenzie with the notebook
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simple_sheep
But if they do something stupid then they'll know somethings coming
Just hit them randomly because then they don't know what's coming
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Good morning spaghetti-os
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SmolRaccoons
I say as it's pitch black
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I only got about 5 hours of sleep
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simple_sheep
Lucky
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