ShadowWhisper
Im gay
me: *gets message sounds*
also me: *checks it* THERES NOTHING THERE
also me: *checks it* THERES NOTHING THERE
22 days ago
NOT FAIR!! TOBS GET TO TAKE PICS AND POST BUT I CANT GRRRRRRRRRR
25 days ago
yo @Tearsdropliketherain where did u find that skull top?
26 days ago
26 days ago
my legs...THERE BROKEN (I got hit by a basketball in the back of my kneecap_
26 days ago
ok by why when I look actually hot and when I want to post a pic I cant
26 days ago
I remember when my father always told me when going out "don't add or subtract the human population and we good" he was always funnier then my mom my mom would set like fcking 1293 million rules TwT
26 days ago
What I thought was gonna be the death of me
Was my saving grace
It's got me thinkin' that her leavin'
Is the only logical reason
That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call See More▼
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle
Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
When it rains it pours
Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll
For three weeks now
And it all started on the day that she walked out
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
She swore they were a waste of time
Oh, but she was wrong
And I was caller number five on a radio station
Won a four day three night beach vacation
Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
Was my saving grace
It's got me thinkin' that her leavin'
Is the only logical reason
That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call See More▼
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle
Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
When it rains it pours
Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll
For three weeks now
And it all started on the day that she walked out
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
She swore they were a waste of time
Oh, but she was wrong
And I was caller number five on a radio station
Won a four day three night beach vacation
Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
26 days ago
anyways I never knew some of y'all can talk shit about someone u love like damn, I don't wanna even talk to y'all T^T
26 days ago