SeymourPugButts

Hi. I’m SeymourPugButts! I am from australia and now I live in the United States and u will all bow to my will and pray as I make your life a living hell.
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Night internet peeps
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on October 07, 2017
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This is a f****** joke right?
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Slams head against wall. Wait it’s friday Nevermind!
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Hi there. Would you like to buy a llama?
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on October 06, 2017
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If your remove the s from school. It spells chool.
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There we go
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on October 06, 2017
I can read minds. You’re thinking “No you can’t.” No wait, you’re thinking about life’s problems and exestential crises.
*Backs away slowly
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*Exestentiel?
on October 06, 2017
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*exestencial
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Don’t you love it when you’re all tucked into bed and your brain goes, “You know what we haven’t thought about in a while? DEMONS!”
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Night people. Dats right. I go to bed at 9:35
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I’m not dumb. Things sound good in my head but my mouth makes.. the words sound not good when they word in my mouth.
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Woah.. woah.. woah. I didn’t know people made clothes! I thought they came from elves, y’know, like toast.
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@Mr.Toast what about the tinyelves inside the toaster.
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Toast comes from toasters?
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BTW my username is a reference from the simpsons. BART calls moes tavern and says “Is their a Butts, First name Seymour?” And Moe yells out “Seymour Butts? I wanna Seymour Butts!” I added in Pug because pug.
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And then there's also

"Is there anyone named Rotch? last name, Mike."
"MY CROTCH?! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CROTCH?"
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