SeymourPugButts
Hi. I’m SeymourPugButts! I am from australia and now I live in the United States and u will all bow to my will and pray as I make your life a living hell.
Or maybe I’ll give you candy See More▼ during class. Idk. Haven’t decided yet.
Or maybe I’ll give you candy See More▼ during class. Idk. Haven’t decided yet.
on October 07, 2017
on October 06, 2017
I can read minds. You’re thinking “No you can’t.” No wait, you’re thinking about life’s problems and exestential crises.
*Backs away slowly
*Backs away slowly
on October 06, 2017
Don’t you love it when you’re all tucked into bed and your brain goes, “You know what we haven’t thought about in a while? DEMONS!”
on October 06, 2017
I’m not dumb. Things sound good in my head but my mouth makes.. the words sound not good when they word in my mouth.
on October 06, 2017
Woah.. woah.. woah. I didn’t know people made clothes! I thought they came from elves, y’know, like toast.
on October 06, 2017
BTW my username is a reference from the simpsons. BART calls moes tavern and says “Is their a Butts, First name Seymour?” And Moe yells out “Seymour Butts? I wanna Seymour Butts!” I added in Pug because pug.
And then there's also
"Is there anyone named Rotch? last name, Mike."
"MY CROTCH?! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CROTCH?"
"Is there anyone named Rotch? last name, Mike."
"MY CROTCH?! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CROTCH?"
on October 06, 2017
on October 06, 2017
That leaf is rotten on the bottom. Or maybe it’s just cattapillar poop. Who knows. But if it is poop I should probably wash your hands.
on October 06, 2017
on October 06, 2017
I like posting random comments on a website that definitely wont be used against me when I’m looking for a job interview and they will see my shitposts.
on October 06, 2017
You see, the more I post in a minute, the more people will think I’m social.
on October 06, 2017
One is the loneliness number that you’ll ever do. Two can be as bad as one. It’s the loneliest number since... bacon.
Bacon fixes all life’s problems.
Bacon fixes all life’s problems.
on October 06, 2017