My dad likes joking about how he shouldn’t have sung the Beatle’s “Blackbird” to me when I was little in order to get me to sleep.
on January 16, 2018
Ok but honestly imagine how William and Marcus met.
Probably some gay convention
“Your face says your parents are extremely Christian.”
“Extremely is an understatement.”
“Oh, God. Luckily my parents are more scienc-y.”
“Oh.”
And they’re just really awkwardly talking about their family.
Probably some gay convention
“Your face says your parents are extremely Christian.”
“Extremely is an understatement.”
“Oh, God. Luckily my parents are more scienc-y.”
“Oh.”
And they’re just really awkwardly talking about their family.
“What’re you doing here?”
“Aren’t your parents extremely Christian!?”
“Yes, but-“
“Holy shIt-“
“Aren’t your parents extremely Christian!?”
“Yes, but-“
“Holy shIt-“
on January 16, 2018
EVEN BETTER
OLD CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY SEE EACHOTHER AND JUST
AWKWARDLY STAND THERE
OLD CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY SEE EACHOTHER AND JUST
AWKWARDLY STAND THERE
on January 16, 2018
on January 16, 2018
“ “When has that stopped you?”
All I’m gonna say is that’s referring to the “Icecream incident.”
Let your imagination go from there. “
All I’m gonna say is that’s referring to the “Icecream incident.”
Let your imagination go from there. “
on January 16, 2018
Story idea:
You’re the first to test out a time machine
It sends you 24 hours into the future
In the lab, it’s torn up, lights are broken, animals are loose, bodies on the floor.
One word, dripping in blood on the walls:
“Sorry~!”
You’re the first to test out a time machine
It sends you 24 hours into the future
In the lab, it’s torn up, lights are broken, animals are loose, bodies on the floor.
One word, dripping in blood on the walls:
“Sorry~!”
on January 16, 2018
on January 16, 2018
When arguing, please be aware of who is nearby.
Specially around people younger than you.
Specially around people younger than you.
on January 15, 2018
Ok so I posted the thing below on Facebook but I’m also writing a similar character so I put that instead and
My very Christian stepmother liked it
Wtf
My very Christian stepmother liked it
Wtf
on January 15, 2018
on January 15, 2018
“You heard of elf on a shelf?”
“Now get ready for crap on a map”
Do nOT REFER TO LEGOLAS THAT WAY
HE JUST
CAnnot read a map
“Now get ready for crap on a map”
Do nOT REFER TO LEGOLAS THAT WAY
HE JUST
CAnnot read a map
on January 15, 2018
I’m watching baking videos and one of the people on the show in the back just went
“Thick”
And nobody even noticed,
“Thick”
And nobody even noticed,
on January 15, 2018
on January 15, 2018
Why am I getting inappropriate adds when literally all I do in my free time is search up languages and chemical formulas of emotions?
on January 15, 2018
on January 15, 2018
I made a Heathers reference as soon as I got to put in my first reply
I NEED TO S T O P
I NEED TO S T O P
on January 15, 2018