Orange.Soda - Page 18

Our GOD CABBAGE IS GONE NOOOO

I'm waiting for my dad to get home so I can get in the house and it's gonna take all my power not to quote the "Want some penis enlargement pills" vine

What is my step mom planning
She seems to be in a good mood and that's oddly terrifying

So I'm playing messanger for my family and it's kinda funny

Time to sleep so I don't cry tomorrow gn

Imma make a list of what I can't say
F oot fetish
Gay se x
Q uotev

Gimme my pASSES

It burning hot in my room

If I ever mention how happy I am for no reason it's probably I watched this dude feed a tiger whipped cream after an anxiety attack and don't wanna admit it

I feel bad for all my future s/o's because I sit up in my sleep sometimes

Random back story for this storytime: I sit up in my sleep. Nobody knows why. The joke is I'm the local demon hotspot.


So, we had this little baby toy called Baby Tad. Cute for the kids, educational, and all that. So when I was a baby, I started sitting up in my sleep. Randomly. And this toy would GO OFF and scare the shit because you just hear "Wanna play?" through a baby monitor you'd RUN. And we had an old mobile that hangs above the cribs that would occasionally See More spin. And now I'm the local demon hotspot

"I got my daughter a Barbie and her lesbian lover GI JANE"

I love my family

"I was a bitch when I was little, wasn't I?"
"Was a bitch?"
"Was little?"
"ouCH OKAY"

My sister has ZERO idea of what personal space is
I'm STUCK

I low-key wanna get tiktok so I can make shitty overdone memes

I made the "I look like a butch in denial" comment and
"Dyke in disguise"

My outfit gives off major buch in denial vibes

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