
I remember losing my front teeth. I lost them in the stupidest way possible.

MysteriousLiarBoy
I was sitting in a chair. (the wrong way of course) and it fell, pulling out both of my front teeth.
on January 14, 2016
on January 14, 2016

on January 14, 2016

on January 14, 2016

Guys. I am literally crying right now.

on January 15, 2016

@Batman22Owl
Other than the fact that when I see my biological father again I'm going to murder his face, I usually do.
Other than the fact that when I see my biological father again I'm going to murder his face, I usually do.
on January 14, 2016
on January 14, 2016

.-. *cue sarcasm* I enjoy how when I look up my name, I find a ton of pictures of naked women.
on January 14, 2016

How does this have to do with my name? And my name means 'Worthy of being loved'
on January 14, 2016

XD M My dad and I were playing Call of Duty (We had nothing else to do) and I shot him in the nuts…. I had gotten a head shot achievement.
on January 14, 2016

:((
on January 14, 2016

XD I'm making an account for something and every username I put in there is taken. Even RAWRMICKEYMOUSEPENIS. (Please excuse my inappropriateness)
on January 14, 2016

MysteriousLiarBoy added a new chapter to Song Lyrics (2)
Simple and Clean - Utada Hikaru
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,
Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said no,
I don't think life is quite that simple
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simpl... Read Full Chapter
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,
Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said no,
I don't think life is quite that simple
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simpl... Read Full Chapter
on January 14, 2016

OWWW! I'm laughing and it hurts my throat.

I'm scrolling through my news feed and I see "Speak another word and I will assassinate you with a dildo." XD
on January 14, 2016
on January 14, 2016

D: That's nice. *Sarcasm out the a-I mean- butt*
on January 14, 2016

:( I don't belong here.

on January 14, 2016

@ThatDerpy
I am truly sorry to hear that. If there is anyway I can help, please let me know.
I am truly sorry to hear that. If there is anyway I can help, please let me know.
on January 14, 2016

@Death_Gun
No. This is just a Christian page and I'm an Atheist with a Islamic heritage.
No. This is just a Christian page and I'm an Atheist with a Islamic heritage.
on January 14, 2016
on January 14, 2016

@The_Jackelin_Eye every thing you draw is amazing
on January 14, 2016

on January 14, 2016

Ugh! My throat hurts so bad! ;-; I'm going to be off for a little while. Bye guys.
on January 14, 2016