When girls your age talk about sex and boys, my friends and I talk about Adam Lamberts 'Sparkle Bulge'
on April 21, 2016
Did you know a 'dude' is a hair on an elephant's butt and a 'dork' is a whales penis?
Male giraffes smack female giraffes on the bum with their head to make them pee. The male then drinks the pee to know if the female giraffe is ovalating.
on April 21, 2016
on April 21, 2016
Have you ever had one of those moments you are trying your best not to say 'Shut your whore mouth' because they feel bad?
on April 21, 2016
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My friends and I were searching the web for random junk, you know for shits and giggles... And we ran into 2girls1cup.... I am scarred...
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My friends and I were searching the web for random junk, you know for shits and giggles... And we ran into 2girls1cup.... I am scarred...
on April 19, 2016
I was talking to my friend the other day and our subject fell to Adam Lambert. Well... Apparently he's made of sparkles and 'bulges'
on April 19, 2016
Can I be done? Can I just not?
on April 18, 2016
I'm finally gonna be able to see my older brother after two long ass years! I can't wait for Saturday day to come!
on April 15, 2016
Everybody needs to see the SquattyPotty commercial.
on April 12, 2016
on April 12, 2016
Hng. I'm sorry of I have sounded rude today, but I am angry, frustrated, tired and hungry. Those don't mix well in a cauldron.
on April 11, 2016
Oh. Shit.
My mom just went into labor. So at three in the morning, we called an ambulance. I've been watching my baby brother. HOORAY FOR TWO HOUR SLEEP! I WANT THAT PISSY MOOD!
on April 11, 2016
on April 11, 2016
My favorite things about stress: I either eat too much or don't eat at all, I can't sleep, I get pissy. *sarcasm*
on April 11, 2016
on April 11, 2016
Ratorinth: In forgotten world, where no one understands, where no one cares, where everyone has forgotten who they truely are, is a sad world indeed.
Caliminth: that's the most Rara has ever said at one time!
Caliminth: that's the most Rara has ever said at one time!
on April 09, 2016
Name or username: Jackelin/Jack
Age: 14
Looks: Shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, black glasses, average height
What are you wearing: A knee height forest green dress with all the starter pokemon on it, a necklace with a pokeball on it
Crush/date: none.
Other: none
Age: 14
Looks: Shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, black glasses, average height
What are you wearing: A knee height forest green dress with all the starter pokemon on it, a necklace with a pokeball on it
Crush/date: none.
Other: none
on April 08, 2016
I always feel awkward when people talk about acne, because I almost never have acne.
on April 08, 2016