McFaggot - Page 183

Who wants me to make them a pfp?

?Do you wanna commit a felony?

Me thinking abt that one time i choked on water in math and my friend told me dont drown

Willow : Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take See More▼ my word on this lmfao
Mystery: What did you do op?
Willow : A MISTAKE

Its sad to see local go.....they..they are my #1......it's going to be hard for me

*casually turns into a ball of sad*

Back

Brb im going to make a sandwich

Willow: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Diana: You’re a hazard to society
Ashi: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

How lil nas x started: Cowboy
How lil nas x is going: Demon stripper

Michael: Willow was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Willow: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Michael: Willow, you ate a chair.

Willow: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Micheal: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Willow: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Micheal: Twelve, actually.
Willow: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Micheal: Yours!
Willow: That's right: no one's.

Willow: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Micheal's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Im going to spam yall with dis shit for awhile-

Willow, pointing: May I sit there?
Micheal: That's my lap
Willow: That doesn't answer my question, Micheal.

Willow: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Micheal: Willow, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Willow: Is something burning?
Micheal: Just my love for you.
Willow: Micheal, the toaster is on fire.

I killed rikku with surprisingly great rates