How lil nas x started: Cowboy
How lil nas x is going: Demon stripper
How lil nas x is going: Demon stripper
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on May 26, 2021
on May 26, 2021
Michael: Willow was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Willow: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Michael: Willow, you ate a chair.
Willow: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Michael: Willow, you ate a chair.
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Micheal: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Micheal: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Micheal: Twelve, actually.
Willow: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Micheal: Yours!
Willow: That's right: no one's.
Micheal: Twelve, actually.
Willow: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Micheal: Yours!
Willow: That's right: no one's.
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Micheal's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
on May 26, 2021
Im going to spam yall with dis shit for awhile-
on May 26, 2021
Willow, pointing: May I sit there?
Micheal: That's my lap
Willow: That doesn't answer my question, Micheal.
Micheal: That's my lap
Willow: That doesn't answer my question, Micheal.
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Micheal: Willow, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Micheal: Willow, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Is something burning?
Micheal: Just my love for you.
Willow: Micheal, the toaster is on fire.
Micheal: Just my love for you.
Willow: Micheal, the toaster is on fire.
on May 26, 2021
I killed rikku with surprisingly great rates
on May 26, 2021
Willow is dumber than dumb
on May 26, 2021
Willow: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Micheal:
Micheal: Willow, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Willow: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Micheal:
Micheal: Willow, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Willow: *Sips coffee from bowl*
on May 26, 2021
Willow: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Micheal: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FÜCKIN’ STAIRS.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Micheal: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FÜCKIN’ STAIRS.
on May 26, 2021
Sup ✋
on May 26, 2021
What are you wearing jake from state farm?
Me aka jake: Uh cacies?
Me aka jake: Uh cacies?
on May 26, 2021
