MarichatPuns - Page 29

HMMMM
Straight sex

Jay is an ultimate cinnamon roll and I will eternally protect her and dedicate everything to slashing all of you sinful demons away from her thnx
(No but anyone reading this is probably awesome too it's just that Jay's literally great)

would i date you: yea duh

why: OMG WHY NOT you’re beautiful, smart, caring, literally everything that any sane person wants in a s/o. you’ve got a big heart and you just love so much. it’s amazing lol but then i’d feel bad because i wouldn’t be able to match that haha

I'm stalking your profile just to find something cringy and it's really hard LIKE--?

Tmi
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I haven't had my period since February and I really hope I'm not too stressed ugggh

Me: *Compliments someone*
Them: *Compliments me back*
Me: Wait what

Smh already done fuckked up with that username ?

I'm looking at qfeast emotes again and these are by far the best X-(:x:(:((

I was in the middle of typing my thing and the page refreshed aCK

but idk you that well but you're always there for me? And I have a terrible memory so we probably were like best friends at one point but thank you so much for supporting me? I can't thank you enough for that.

But you seem really nice and ready to wreck someone's shit at the same time and you somehow got that perfect balance and that's great!!

Facts:
1. Idk you well like at all but from a quick scroll down your wall you seem to be friends with someone I don't like very much so yay
2. You have the most severe case of anxiety I've seen, but you're still a super cool person! Don't forget to take care of yourself.
3. Idk why tf you would like this either, get your ass on I shoulda been blocked you lmaooo
4. You seem to stay neutral during a lot of arguments, almost to a fault but you're pretty cool too
5. I don't know you See More▼ fr but you seem new so welcome to qfeast.
6. I would probably date you if I knew you irl
7. Your makeup is usually on point like I-
8. You disappeared from Qfeast for a while but I totally remember you, you were such a supportive person!
9. You *really* don't give yourself enough credit for all the shit you've been through
10. You're really nice and have and have such a wholesome friendship with somebody else on here (ya'll already know lmao)
11. You were hella obsessed with Link and NO IM NOT LETTING YOU LIVE IT DOWN

Assumption (these are all most likely wrong btw) :
1. Seems super nice but would probably pull some snake ass shit if somebody crossed you the wrong way
2. I don't know you but since your friends with someone I don't like then you probably...Do stuff?
3. Probably the cinnamon roll friend who ends up having an unexpected meltdown sometimes
4. You probably liked this to get a rise outta me
5. May or may not listen to Japanese pop
6. What
7. Unironically does everything
8. Probably sounds super intelligent irl until until you become friends with them
9. I'm doing ya'll together and I'm pretty sure ya'll are an aesthetic couple
10. Probably looks adorable while awkward

Opinions:
1. You seem so well composed until you're not but you're really cool!
2. Doing ya'll together again ya'll are so cute asdfghjkl
3. This belongs under facts but a troll that lives under a bridge
4. cUTIE
5. You're really nice you just need to get your shit together but we all do so you can always talk to me if needed
6. You're really nice I wish we talked more!
7. I can't really have an opinion on you since you're new and I don't know you very well.
8. I don't know you either except your friends with that one person I don't like so I don't really have a true opinion on you, who knows you might actually be pretty cool.
9. You're nice! At least from what I remember. When everyone was cringy af and you were nicknamed a Qfeast "therapist."
10. You're pretty cool even though you talk to some shitty people on occasion.

Wow this involved way more shade than I intended IM SORRY I LOVE EVERYONE FHBGFKTUI

(Yess I'm stealing this shut up)
Like for a fact/assumption/opinion in random order!

Wait I just realized-

BANANAS ARE BOMB TURN ON YOUR LOCATION RN

MY DUMBASS GOOGLED IF BEETS WERE VEGETABLES

I feel like people who trying stop people from leaving when they announce that they are, are pretty immature tbh
I mean if the person feels like they need to leave then let them js ??‍♀