I had food and my cat jumped like right on top of my sandwich
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Yeah @GayIrishPanic
on April 20, 2020
Irrelevant
That's not good
on April 20, 2020
Irrelevant
@magic_fetus Oh
on April 20, 2020
Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
My cat keeps knocking over my goldfish
on April 20, 2020
Irrelevant
@ToriTheShark I'm eating my food, I didn't make this for nothing
on April 20, 2020
on April 20, 2020
I want to introduce you to this person named sleep! They're a really cool... and it's not here.
on April 20, 2020
There were 5 double crosses in one f'ucking episode, my heart is screaming. How?
on April 20, 2020
on April 20, 2020
And my furnace f'ucking did it again!! WHY ISN'T MY DAD LISTENING FOR THAT SHIT!?
on April 20, 2020
It's only 12?????? How in the actual... I GOT MY HOMEWORK DONE ON TIME!?!?!? That's a first.
on April 20, 2020
If I block you and you create multiple accounts to stalk my page you're not clever. I eventually find out, because I'm not f'ucking stupid. Also, fyi I just found this out and I had to block a person on my f'ucking snap (granted they couldn't see shit anyways, they still pissed me off).
I found out because my friend caught them snapping me, and she messaged me asking if I had them blocked. I recieved 3 snaps, 2 people I added directly and one that added me by username. Guess which one I blocked.
on April 20, 2020
on April 20, 2020
Did I just jump because fire shot out of the f'ucking furnace, um yeah I did. F'ucking scared the shit out of me, and now it's making weird noises.
on April 20, 2020
When you need to verify to join a group chat and the person refuses, yet gets pissed when they're kicked from the group. We have rules follow them or get kicked, I'm the admin I'm a bitch what did you expect?
on April 20, 2020
on April 20, 2020
on April 20, 2020
I want to take a nap because I'm tried and my head is pounding, as soon as I lay down my mother screams my name and I can't take a nap. My mom can take a long ass f'ucking name but as soon as I want one I have to do every f'ucking little thing.
on April 19, 2020
My sister: *holding something up from far away* Look at this
Me: *not wearing glasses* look at my face and tell me what's missing
My sister: Look at this! Isn't it cool
Me: I can't see it
My sister: Where's your glasses
Me: I literally don't know I can't see them
My sister: Why'd you take them off See More
Me: I can't sleep with glasses and Myka runs off with them when I take them off.
Me: *not wearing glasses* look at my face and tell me what's missing
My sister: Look at this! Isn't it cool
Me: I can't see it
My sister: Where's your glasses
Me: I literally don't know I can't see them
My sister: Why'd you take them off See More
Me: I can't sleep with glasses and Myka runs off with them when I take them off.
on April 19, 2020
Irrelevant uploaded a photo
My cats face is f'ucking adorable
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on April 19, 2020