http://www.qfeast.com/page/nAZcaD/Drawing-Contest-1 Next contest: Draw something out of a dream you had :P
Drawing Contest! (1)
Attention all Qfeast artists! I will be hosting drawing contests of different categories! Every Monday I will announce top 3 winners and the next prompt. I will post my own drawings but they will not be counted in the judging. Good luck, and may the best artist win!
on February 17, 2015
Joke: Swedish meatball.
Translation: I was reading a 'Would you Rather?' book to my sister (same one from previous post) and I came across one that mentioned Swedish meatballs. My sister cracked up and I asked her why. Apparently she had thought a Swedish meatball was a walking, talking meatball with a Swedish accent that came from Sweden. *sigh*
Translation: I was reading a 'Would you Rather?' book to my sister (same one from previous post) and I came across one that mentioned Swedish meatballs. My sister cracked up and I asked her why. Apparently she had thought a Swedish meatball was a walking, talking meatball with a Swedish accent that came from Sweden. *sigh*
on February 16, 2015
Joke: YOU...FORK!!!
Translation: I was fighting with my 8 year old sister. We were in the car alone waiting for my mom. Sometimes since she's kinda bipolar, she physically hurts me, so I didn't want to insult her even though she was really steaming mad. So, trying to think of an insult, I said "YOU.... FORK!!!!"
Translation: I was fighting with my 8 year old sister. We were in the car alone waiting for my mom. Sometimes since she's kinda bipolar, she physically hurts me, so I didn't want to insult her even though she was really steaming mad. So, trying to think of an insult, I said "YOU.... FORK!!!!"
on February 16, 2015
Inside joke: Swinglejim!
Translation: Once in 6th grade ELA, my teacher called us all "sweet little gems" and my friend said "What's a swinglejim?" Because apparently that's what she thought the teacher said.
Translation: Once in 6th grade ELA, my teacher called us all "sweet little gems" and my friend said "What's a swinglejim?" Because apparently that's what she thought the teacher said.
on February 16, 2015
Omg I just saw this scary story:
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.
The next night his curiosity would See More not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.
He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the keyhole. This time, all he saw was red. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.
At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.
The next night his curiosity would See More not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.
He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the keyhole. This time, all he saw was red. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.
At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”
on February 15, 2015
Once I had a math problem to do, and it was talking about someone giving their dog a play area or whatever, and it gave me the measurements and I had to figure out: "What is the area of Ben's play structure?"
I wrote: "I don't know but I sure feel bad for his dog... the area is only like 24 inches wide I'm gonna contact the ASPCA."
I wrote: "I don't know but I sure feel bad for his dog... the area is only like 24 inches wide I'm gonna contact the ASPCA."
on February 15, 2015
When I was in sixth grade, I was forced to to IXL math problems for homework. One of those word problems was along the lines of "Keith wanted to calculate the circumference of his lollipop..." and I was just like "WHO DA HECK CALCULATES DA CIRCUMFERENCE OF THEIR LOLLIPOP?"
on February 15, 2015
Since when does my playlist have Taylor Swift songs instead of Annie and Dan Zanes songs? Am I getting older? TuT
on February 15, 2015
My 9 year old sister apparently thinks tweens wear baggy long-sleeved red shirts and tight black leggings with gems on the bottom... *sigh*
on February 15, 2015