Too tired to type...gtygtytygrghygt <-- the letters I typed while rolling head on keyboard
on April 28, 2015
I have a story for everyone!
Once upon a time, there was a girl named @MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess who was tired. She couldn't fall asleep. Then she suddenly fell asleep just in time for her mom to wake her up for school. The end.
Seriously, I would be happy for even that to happen >.>
Once upon a time, there was a girl named @MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess who was tired. She couldn't fall asleep. Then she suddenly fell asleep just in time for her mom to wake her up for school. The end.
Seriously, I would be happy for even that to happen >.>
on April 28, 2015
Me: *puts head in hands*
Me: Oh, joy, a new notification... thanks, @pizza_is_bae for bringing happiness to my hours of boredom! TuT
Me: Oh, joy, a new notification... thanks, @pizza_is_bae for bringing happiness to my hours of boredom! TuT
on April 28, 2015
on April 28, 2015
Me: Hey, clock, can you please speed up? I really am bored.
Clock: Nope, no can do.
Me: But remember when I have a blast and you go super fast?
Clock: Oh, lol, I just like messing with you.
Me: *bangs head on keyboard*
Clock: Are you having a blast banging your head on your keyboard?
Me: *sarcastically* Yes, I am. See More
Clock: *speeds up time* 2:17 am
Me: *tears up* It has been four minutes since I last looked at the clock; I think I deserve a medal.
Clock: Nope, no can do.
Me: But remember when I have a blast and you go super fast?
Clock: Oh, lol, I just like messing with you.
Me: *bangs head on keyboard*
Clock: Are you having a blast banging your head on your keyboard?
Me: *sarcastically* Yes, I am. See More
Clock: *speeds up time* 2:17 am
Me: *tears up* It has been four minutes since I last looked at the clock; I think I deserve a medal.
on April 28, 2015
Me: *posts something on my Qfeast wall*
Me: *creates a poll*
Me: *excitedly waits for responses*
Everyone else: *doesn't respond*
Me: *yawns*
Me: *dejectedly posts something else on my Qfeast wall*
Clock: 2:13 am See More
Me: The time has advanced by two minutes since I last looked at the clock... amazing
Me: *creates a poll*
Me: *excitedly waits for responses*
Everyone else: *doesn't respond*
Me: *yawns*
Me: *dejectedly posts something else on my Qfeast wall*
Clock: 2:13 am See More
Me: The time has advanced by two minutes since I last looked at the clock... amazing
on April 28, 2015
I never want to hear the sound of crickets again. Most people imagine it as relaxing, but to me, it just makes me want to stand on my bed and yell "SILENCE!!"
on April 28, 2015
on April 28, 2015
Clock: 2:09 am
Me: *yawn*
Clock: 2:09 am
Me: So tired
Clock: 2:10 am
Me: It's a miracle... the clock has changed
Clock: 2:10 am See More
Me: Maybe I'm crazy
Me: *yawn*
Clock: 2:09 am
Me: So tired
Clock: 2:10 am
Me: It's a miracle... the clock has changed
Clock: 2:10 am See More
Me: Maybe I'm crazy
on April 28, 2015
I have a lizard who eats crickets. Their chirping woke me up at midnight. I can't fall back asleep. *closes eyes and bangs head against wall* So... tired...
on April 28, 2015
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
Scauldron
Your dragon is a Scauldron. The Scauldron is a type of dragon that lives underwater. They are extremely effective swimmers. Instead of breathing fire, Scauldrons have the ability to scald their victims. This ability comes from sucking in seawater and then heating it in their cauldron-like stomachs before they scald its next victim. This is how they got their name. Scald + cauldron= scauldron. One hit from that hot water will finish off most enemies. They are, like most of the dragons, classified as "extremely dangerous" in the Dragon Manual. If you want to train a Scauldron, the best way to start is simply to cover yourself in water. Scauldrons are sentimental creatures who love anything that reminds them of home. They also like anything that smells like fish.
on April 27, 2015
Me having subtitles on just for fun:
Person: Alright, so I'm going to open this Lucky Block here, and Jen will open hers over there.
Subtitles: All night so I'm wanna open this duck lock ear an again open hers over mare.
Person: Alright, so I'm going to open this Lucky Block here, and Jen will open hers over there.
Subtitles: All night so I'm wanna open this duck lock ear an again open hers over mare.
on April 27, 2015
My headphones have decided to rebel. I now have to read lips on Youtube videos. Subtitles are rarely accurate.
on April 27, 2015
My Time At School
80% = Qfeast
10% = free writing
9% = reading
1% = actual schoolwork
80% = Qfeast
10% = free writing
9% = reading
1% = actual schoolwork
The story of school life,
It's really crap,
It makes you nap,
It wastes our precious time,
The story of school life!
It's really crap,
It makes you nap,
It wastes our precious time,
The story of school life!
on April 27, 2015
Let me revise that... 0.5% = actual work, and 0.5% = replying to @Ruby_the_leopard's 'lol' comments.
on April 27, 2015
on April 27, 2015
What is it about people laughing at me that's so upsetting?
I try to laugh along with them, but it doesn't work.
I try to ignore them... how can I ignore the people who tease and taunt and laugh at me?
And we used to be best friends...
I can't remember that.
It's sad that I can't even remember when I used to be best friends with this guy.
He moved to my street... we became friends... and then... See More
He was friends with someone else. The REAL bully.
All of a sudden, he didn't want to go on adventures in the woods anymore.
He didn't want to do the Spy Club.
He just wanted to play Four Square and laugh at me when I messed up.
I miss being friends with him.
We used to write stories together, and make up video games, and invent random creatures.
Kyle, if you're on Qfeast somewhere, somehow, and you read this post...
I have one question....
Why?
I try to laugh along with them, but it doesn't work.
I try to ignore them... how can I ignore the people who tease and taunt and laugh at me?
And we used to be best friends...
I can't remember that.
It's sad that I can't even remember when I used to be best friends with this guy.
He moved to my street... we became friends... and then... See More
He was friends with someone else. The REAL bully.
All of a sudden, he didn't want to go on adventures in the woods anymore.
He didn't want to do the Spy Club.
He just wanted to play Four Square and laugh at me when I messed up.
I miss being friends with him.
We used to write stories together, and make up video games, and invent random creatures.
Kyle, if you're on Qfeast somewhere, somehow, and you read this post...
I have one question....
Why?
on April 27, 2015
Give this post a thumbs up if you support gay marriage - or, in other words, equal rights.
Give this post a thumbs down if you think that other peoples' marriages affect your life.
Give this post a thumbs down if you think that other peoples' marriages affect your life.
*slides out of chair like a noodle and is now a puddle on the floor* Erp. *transforms back into myself* *deep breath* I... cannot die happy until equal rights/marriage equality is legal in every state. *clears throat* *melts back into puddle*
XD chu are still meh friend
XD chu are still meh friend
on April 27, 2015
Well, I sure am glad that there are nine thumbs up so far! But there's one thumbs down -.-
on April 27, 2015
on April 27, 2015
I have a 5-day challenge for any OUAT fans:
Day #1: Begin investigating someone in your town who is suspicious and whom you think might be evil.
Day #2: Assign some Qfeasters to random fairy tale characters.
Day #3: If someone asks you to do them a favor, say "All magic comes with a price," and demand something like a true love's kiss, two hairs from people who have true love, the heart of someone's prized steed, or a poisoned apple.
Day #4: Wear a capsule around your neck See More and fill it with dust. Have it over your clothes so everyone can see. Whenever someone asks about it, say "It's Dark Fairy dust. It will turn you into a bug if you touch it. I'm saving it for someone special." and then walk away.
Day #5: Dress like any fairy tale character. Address everyone by names of people from that fairy tale. Act like your character.
BONUS: Recognize a desperate soul.
Day #1: Begin investigating someone in your town who is suspicious and whom you think might be evil.
Day #2: Assign some Qfeasters to random fairy tale characters.
Day #3: If someone asks you to do them a favor, say "All magic comes with a price," and demand something like a true love's kiss, two hairs from people who have true love, the heart of someone's prized steed, or a poisoned apple.
Day #4: Wear a capsule around your neck See More and fill it with dust. Have it over your clothes so everyone can see. Whenever someone asks about it, say "It's Dark Fairy dust. It will turn you into a bug if you touch it. I'm saving it for someone special." and then walk away.
Day #5: Dress like any fairy tale character. Address everyone by names of people from that fairy tale. Act like your character.
BONUS: Recognize a desperate soul.
on April 27, 2015
I hate it when I see a user with no profile picture, no quizzes, no questions, no stories, no polls, and no pages, and they're not even following anyone, yet they have like 100 followers. I mean, WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM?
on April 27, 2015
*Me talking to my sister*
Me: I bet you all your money that I can write your exact weight on the whiteboard!
Her: *smiles* I accept!
Me: *writes the words 'your exact weight' on the whiteboard*
Her: That's not fair! *babbles on and on*
My mom: Oh, she doesn't have to give you her money!
Me: But- but she BET! See More
My dad: Did you scam your sister?
Me: No, I made a legitimate be-
My dad: She won't give you any money, but you both will learn a lesson. She's never going to accept a bet that she isn't sure about and you won't scam anyone in this family again.
Me: How about she pays me this one time, because she did make the bet and-
My dad: No!
Me: And I didn't scam her!
My dad: *growls*
That actually happened in my house yesterday.
Me: I bet you all your money that I can write your exact weight on the whiteboard!
Her: *smiles* I accept!
Me: *writes the words 'your exact weight' on the whiteboard*
Her: That's not fair! *babbles on and on*
My mom: Oh, she doesn't have to give you her money!
Me: But- but she BET! See More
My dad: Did you scam your sister?
Me: No, I made a legitimate be-
My dad: She won't give you any money, but you both will learn a lesson. She's never going to accept a bet that she isn't sure about and you won't scam anyone in this family again.
Me: How about she pays me this one time, because she did make the bet and-
My dad: No!
Me: And I didn't scam her!
My dad: *growls*
That actually happened in my house yesterday.
on April 27, 2015