on November 06, 2015
SOURCE: www.rd.com/jokes/mom
My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never rings.
"Mom, I call all the time," I said. "If you had voicemail, you’d know." Soon after, my brother installed it for her.
When I called the next time, I got her message: "If you are a salesperson, press one. If you’re a friend, press two. If you’re my daughter who never calls, press 911 because the shock will probably give me a heart attack."
Me: See More OMG. LOL. THAT- THAT IS- WHAT. HOW- HOW IS THAT EVEN FUNNY, I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M LAUGHING- LOLOLLL...?
My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never rings.
"Mom, I call all the time," I said. "If you had voicemail, you’d know." Soon after, my brother installed it for her.
When I called the next time, I got her message: "If you are a salesperson, press one. If you’re a friend, press two. If you’re my daughter who never calls, press 911 because the shock will probably give me a heart attack."
Me: See More OMG. LOL. THAT- THAT IS- WHAT. HOW- HOW IS THAT EVEN FUNNY, I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M LAUGHING- LOLOLLL...?
mistassassin
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on November 06, 2015
vive_la_revolution
IKR!!! XD
on November 06, 2015
ChocolerryPOP
XD I just fell right out of my chair and ROFL
on November 06, 2015
vive_la_revolution
OMG I am literally ROFL XD
on November 06, 2015
on November 06, 2015
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA- *catches breath* -HAHAHA- *begins laughing silently* OMG I CAN'T- I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE, OMG OMG LOL. JUST LOL.
To get to the same side!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA- *catches breath* -HAHAHA- *begins laughing silently* OMG I CAN'T- I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE, OMG OMG LOL. JUST LOL.
on November 05, 2015
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on November 05, 2015
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on November 05, 2015
