Bloodred.sunrise - Page 69
Don't tell me to stay alive
I've never hated myself more
I've never hated myself more
"I am giving BIRTH and you're thinking about bABY SHOWERS?? WHAT THE FCUK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
on July 18, 2017
I hate it when people ask me if I'm "OK"
Like, no, I'm not Oklahoma
Like, no, I'm not Oklahoma
on July 17, 2017
When people say that Frozen is the first Disney movie to empower women:
Mulan: Who is that girl I see, taking all the credit from me~
Mulan: Who is that girl I see, taking all the credit from me~
on July 17, 2017
"I like how she thinks shes all that and a bag of potato chips. She's not even a pretzel in this world >:T"
I think that is the best thing I've ever said, without even realising i said it.
I think that is the best thing I've ever said, without even realising i said it.
on July 17, 2017
I felt really cute and confident for about 2 seconds
on July 16, 2017
The Gang from Scooby Doo except they're all Homestuck characters-
Freddy: Jake English
Daphne: Roxy Lalonde
Velma: Kankri Vantas
Shaggy: Dave Stider on weed? Or maybe, like, John Egbert?
Scoobert Doo: Bec Noir
Freddy: Jake English
Daphne: Roxy Lalonde
Velma: Kankri Vantas
Shaggy: Dave Stider on weed? Or maybe, like, John Egbert?
Scoobert Doo: Bec Noir
on July 16, 2017
HA
I DID IT
HECK YOU PLASTIC CUP
I DID IT
HECK YOU PLASTIC CUP
on July 16, 2017
lowkey panicking because i cant get this cup off my face
OK, this probably won't help, but if it is on your face for to long, it will make you look like you have giant lips
Oh and if you try to twist the cup it might work
Oh and if you try to twist the cup it might work
on July 16, 2017
on July 16, 2017
Help
How do I get it off?
Is there a trick or does it fall off after a while?
How do I get it off?
Is there a trick or does it fall off after a while?
I'VE TRIED PULLING IT OFF
IT SUPER DIDN'T WORK
BUT I DID SUCK MY CHEEKS IN AND THAT SUPER HELPED BECAUSE NOW IT'S OFF MY FACE BUT NOW THERE'S THIS STUPID CIRCLE ON MY FACE
IT SUPER DIDN'T WORK
BUT I DID SUCK MY CHEEKS IN AND THAT SUPER HELPED BECAUSE NOW IT'S OFF MY FACE BUT NOW THERE'S THIS STUPID CIRCLE ON MY FACE
on July 16, 2017
on July 16, 2017
I got my face stuck to a plastic cup
on July 16, 2017
Haha
Wow
That was really horrible and awkward
Why do I keep doing stupid things-
Wow
That was really horrible and awkward
Why do I keep doing stupid things-
on July 16, 2017
"Why didn't you give me detention too?"
"Because your dad scares the shit out of me, take your seat."
"Because your dad scares the shit out of me, take your seat."
on July 15, 2017
My chest aches like a motherhecker
Like, wow, ow
Like, wow, ow
on July 15, 2017