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they said that orgasms help with cramps and periods........guess what imma do w/ my hands tonight.....;)
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be a good Christian girl and put them together and pray that the cramps go away
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they said that orgasms help with cramps and periods........guess what imma do w/ my hands tonight.....;)
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be a good Christian girl and put them together and pray that the cramps go away
on April 15, 2019
tori lost naming rights in 2019
ok lets try this again: name the duck
first name gets picked
ok lets try this again: name the duck
first name gets picked
on April 15, 2019
I GOT ANOTHER BABY DUCK IN STARDEW VALLEY
WHAT DO I NAME IT, HELP
FIRST NAME GETS PICKED
WHAT DO I NAME IT, HELP
FIRST NAME GETS PICKED
on April 15, 2019
Wait I just realized-
BANANAS ARE BOMB TURN ON YOUR LOCATION RN
BANANAS ARE BOMB TURN ON YOUR LOCATION RN
on April 15, 2019
my pig in Stardew Valley got pregnant and had a piglet.........
first of all. the only animals i have are three cows, one sheep, and one goat. second of all. They Are All Females.
what happened
first of all. the only animals i have are three cows, one sheep, and one goat. second of all. They Are All Females.
what happened
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
ok yall, let us, uh, calm down w TheHeroOfThyme stuff bc its kinda too much
lets talk abt our least favorite type of fruits
ill go first: bananas suck
lets talk abt our least favorite type of fruits
ill go first: bananas suck
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
(creeper, oh man)
so we back in the mines
got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side
this task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night night, diamonds tonight
heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
total shock fills your body
oh no its u again, i can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes See More
cuz baby tonight the creeper’s gonna steal all our stuff again
cuz baby tonight grab ur pick, shovel, and bolt again
bolt again
run run until the sun sun until the sun comes out in the morn
cuz baby tonight the creeper’s gonna steal all our stuff again, stuff again
so we back in the mines
got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side
this task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night night, diamonds tonight
heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
total shock fills your body
oh no its u again, i can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes See More
cuz baby tonight the creeper’s gonna steal all our stuff again
cuz baby tonight grab ur pick, shovel, and bolt again
bolt again
run run until the sun sun until the sun comes out in the morn
cuz baby tonight the creeper’s gonna steal all our stuff again, stuff again
on April 15, 2019
Ok so here’s what happened yesterday and why I’m never gonna breathe next to my crush again:
There was this thing at the school yesterday morning and it was like, a pancake breakfast that band put on for us so you could eat pancakes and listen to the band kids perform. So my McFucking crush was a server and he served my friend and my table a l o t. Like, I was SO nervous that my mouth went dry and I got scared that I was literally going to drown myself from the inside because See More the only thing I wanted was water. He’d come up to the table and be all like, “Need anything?” and I’d ask for water. That was only thing I GOT. I WAS SO EMBARASSED, OH MY GOD I HAD 7 OR 8 CUPS OF WATER AND I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO DIE. He was probably annoyed. Maybe he spit in my cup, hehe
And then of course, I had to pee, like, 3 times in less than an hour. So, the school was empty except for the band hall and I went to the restroom by myself, and the halls were kinda dim and it was just eerie because usually the halls are never empty. I had just finished watching The Shining the night before because I wanted to stay up a bit so I could do my Duolingo so he wouldn’t wake me up in the middle of the night for not learning Italian, so I was already a bit on edge. Anyway, I do my business then leave and there was whistling. Just, like, in an empty hallway. And I’m panicking, I ain’t gonna investigate so I can get axed to death, no sirs and ma’am and my other folks. I start speed walking down the hallway to get around people, and I’m, like, panicking. I get back into the band hall out of breath and actually kinda convinced the school is haunted and my friend was listening to me talk about it, and out of the corner of my eye, I can see the guy I like listen to me ramble on about my dumb ass escapades in the hall. I’m nervous as hell at this point. And then everything is settled down and whatnot and he’s sitting at the table across from my friend and I and we like, make eye contact a few times and then I’m dying. KJSFHOJSHDCFOH I HATE EMOTIONS FUUUUUUUCK THEM
There was this thing at the school yesterday morning and it was like, a pancake breakfast that band put on for us so you could eat pancakes and listen to the band kids perform. So my McFucking crush was a server and he served my friend and my table a l o t. Like, I was SO nervous that my mouth went dry and I got scared that I was literally going to drown myself from the inside because See More the only thing I wanted was water. He’d come up to the table and be all like, “Need anything?” and I’d ask for water. That was only thing I GOT. I WAS SO EMBARASSED, OH MY GOD I HAD 7 OR 8 CUPS OF WATER AND I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO DIE. He was probably annoyed. Maybe he spit in my cup, hehe
And then of course, I had to pee, like, 3 times in less than an hour. So, the school was empty except for the band hall and I went to the restroom by myself, and the halls were kinda dim and it was just eerie because usually the halls are never empty. I had just finished watching The Shining the night before because I wanted to stay up a bit so I could do my Duolingo so he wouldn’t wake me up in the middle of the night for not learning Italian, so I was already a bit on edge. Anyway, I do my business then leave and there was whistling. Just, like, in an empty hallway. And I’m panicking, I ain’t gonna investigate so I can get axed to death, no sirs and ma’am and my other folks. I start speed walking down the hallway to get around people, and I’m, like, panicking. I get back into the band hall out of breath and actually kinda convinced the school is haunted and my friend was listening to me talk about it, and out of the corner of my eye, I can see the guy I like listen to me ramble on about my dumb ass escapades in the hall. I’m nervous as hell at this point. And then everything is settled down and whatnot and he’s sitting at the table across from my friend and I and we like, make eye contact a few times and then I’m dying. KJSFHOJSHDCFOH I HATE EMOTIONS FUUUUUUUCK THEM
You said please but not thank you
It's please AND thank you
Tsk tsk you should know this by now
It's please AND thank you
Tsk tsk you should know this by now
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
ok seriously i will skip because i dont want to go to school tomorrow because i will pee on myself because i am so scared
on April 15, 2019
I MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF YESTERDAY IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH SO GUESS WHO DOESN’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
on April 15, 2019
I WANT THAT FUCKINN MAGAZINE!!!!!! I’LL KILL SOMEONE FOR IT
I NEED IT SO BAD, OH MY GOOOOD
I NEED IT SO BAD, OH MY GOOOOD
on April 15, 2019
So. I’m coming out....
I’m lactose intolerant.
I’m lactose intolerant.
on April 15, 2019
I saw a Nirvana magazine at CVS and.....I need it. So bad. But my aunt took my debit card and the magazine is like, $15 aND I NEED THE FUCKINN THING NOW
on April 15, 2019
oh worm, what did TheHeroOfThyme do
on April 15, 2019
Harassed Brea and played the "I was doing it as if she were my big sister!" card and,,
It's getting handled
It's getting handled
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
I WANT U BACK
!!! I remember this person. I thought they were hella cool but never talked to them bc I was to9 nervous hdgkiiyfv
on April 15, 2019
on April 15, 2019
haha im going to kill myself
since my aunt is always right, im gonna prove her wrong when she says that im too weak to do it
since my aunt is always right, im gonna prove her wrong when she says that im too weak to do it
Jay, please don't be reckless. There are so many things you don't want to miss out on. You're meeting Duckie this summer, you're going to Italy, you're gonna get a gf, you're gonna live a great life. But you have to stick out the bad to get to the good.
on April 14, 2019
What??! Please don't, you can talk to me and even if you don't want to/feel like you can't or shouldn't there are people here for you who care about you, honey.
on April 14, 2019
your strong to decide not to do it because you are strong not to give in and strong to live by her retorts without fading . you are strong because you listen to her bull and not give up . you are string because she WANTS you to and you are strong to DEFY her and live.
on April 14, 2019
on April 14, 2019