I ROLLED. A PERFECT 100. GOOD, RIGHT??? NO. THE DAMAGE REFLECTS BACK ONTO ME. THEN I DIED.
FUCKK MEEEE
FUCKK MEEEE
on January 20, 2019
the story of why I picked Caesar:
I've always wanted a black cat, but right away I knew he wasn't a cuddler. It wasn't for the aesthetic. I was drawn to him because he just kept staring at me. Didn't say a meow. I thought he wasn't going to be vocal, until I picked him up. He started purring NON-STOP, where the other cats would just hiss or try to get down. He put his paws on my chest and I could feel my heartbeat. He was the one.
three months later and this dumb fuckk got into See More a bowl of oatmeal, fuckk you Caesar
I've always wanted a black cat, but right away I knew he wasn't a cuddler. It wasn't for the aesthetic. I was drawn to him because he just kept staring at me. Didn't say a meow. I thought he wasn't going to be vocal, until I picked him up. He started purring NON-STOP, where the other cats would just hiss or try to get down. He put his paws on my chest and I could feel my heartbeat. He was the one.
three months later and this dumb fuckk got into See More a bowl of oatmeal, fuckk you Caesar
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
girl I've never talked to before: hello coward, u seem interesting, talk to me
me, a nervous wreck: h
me, a nervous wreck: h
on January 20, 2019
I forgot to make a backstory for my hermit half-orc fighter! Please help me @ someone, AAAAAA
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
I don’t hate Aquariuses, bUT SHIT, MAN. They take too many things so literally
Calm your asses
And for a water sign, most of them are stoic
Calm your asses
And for a water sign, most of them are stoic
on January 20, 2019
Goodbye, Capricorn season. Hello, you stinkie Aquariuses.
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
UGH. UGH. AAAAAAAAAGH. FUCKK. SO FRUSTRATING.
I'm sorry Jay. I wish there was something I could say that would actually change the situation. You're not weak. You're one of the strongest person I know.
on January 20, 2019
i just dont like it
so many people underestimate me because I’m small. i have enough internal violence and anger to fuel an army. but no. everyone thinks I’m so weak. I HATE it.
so many people underestimate me because I’m small. i have enough internal violence and anger to fuel an army. but no. everyone thinks I’m so weak. I HATE it.
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
Y’all ever get so hungry that when you drink something hot/cold, you can feel it go into your stomach? Like, wtf?
on January 20, 2019
My cat’s a dumbass! He’s eating the hair off of my brush! Not his brush, mine! Stop eating my hair, freak!!!
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
Hey guys. Caesar has something to say.
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Thank you for listening to him. He loves to have his voice heard by the masses.
Man. SY6 N
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J,23, ,,L,L,L.L.DCdd
Thank you for listening to him. He loves to have his voice heard by the masses.
Thank you, Tide. Caesar appre978jkl[]’
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on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
Self-care is having your friend snatch your wig when you’re being stupid and then burn it
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
Self-care is nodding to what your highly intellectual friend said but not understanding shit because your brain has shut off from an hour of fighting
Self-care is also drinking tea!!!
Self-care is also drinking tea!!!
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019
on January 20, 2019