me first getting Caesar: Oh my baby boy. Lovely chubby boy. Fluffy baby boy. What a cutie. What an adorable little fluffy man. I love you so much. You mean the world to me and I'd die for you. What a great baby. Lovely.
me now: You absolute buffoon. Give me back my socks, you obese stinkie. You fool. I would give you away for a rock on the side of the road. You are dumb.
me now: You absolute buffoon. Give me back my socks, you obese stinkie. You fool. I would give you away for a rock on the side of the road. You are dumb.
on January 31, 2019
also, anyone talk to Lindsey??? she ok??
on January 31, 2019
UGH
SOMETHING IN THE WAY ACTUALLY SLAYS ME AND HURTS MY HEART. FUCKK ME WITH A BROOMSTICK MY HEART IS ACTUALLY HURTING PLS SEND ME TO A HOSPITAL.
SOMETHING IN THE WAY ACTUALLY SLAYS ME AND HURTS MY HEART. FUCKK ME WITH A BROOMSTICK MY HEART IS ACTUALLY HURTING PLS SEND ME TO A HOSPITAL.
on January 31, 2019
on January 31, 2019
I SAW UR FIRST COMMENT AND ILY BUT IM FINE, ITS JUST I NEED TO VENT SO JUST STUFF BOTTLED UP INSIDE AND UGH. MY CHEST ACTUALLY IS HURTING AND THEN I LISTENED TO A SAD SONG AND NOW MY CHEST HURTS MOREEEEE
on January 31, 2019
on January 31, 2019
on January 31, 2019
on January 31, 2019
ur not that important that ppl r gonna get mad over that lol get over urself
on January 31, 2019
LIKE. NOT WEARING CLOTHES??? NOTHING SEXUAL, BUT JUST NOT WEARING CLOTHES???? I LOVE IT? plus, I’m somewhat comfortable with my body so its like, yeah!
on January 31, 2019
on January 30, 2019
BRIAN MAY IS LIKE. THE GREATEST. IF YALL HAVEN'T SEEN HIS NEW POST, ITS LIKE AAAAA!!! HE'S SO MATURE AND COLLECTED. I DON'T GET IT????? WTF????? UGHHH
on January 30, 2019
ANDROID EMOJIS R CUTER THAN APPLE SO YIKES
on January 30, 2019
on January 30, 2019
@ cat owners;
U KNO THAT THING WHEN CATS DONT EVEN MEOW?? ITS JUST LIKE A WHISPER OF A MEOW?? LIKE? A VERY SMALL MEOW?????? WHAT THE FUUUCK, IS THAT EVEN LEGAL??
THEY CANT DO THAT TO US! THATS TOO CUTE!!, OH MY GOD THATS TOTALLY NOT LEGAL
U KNO THAT THING WHEN CATS DONT EVEN MEOW?? ITS JUST LIKE A WHISPER OF A MEOW?? LIKE? A VERY SMALL MEOW?????? WHAT THE FUUUCK, IS THAT EVEN LEGAL??
THEY CANT DO THAT TO US! THATS TOO CUTE!!, OH MY GOD THATS TOTALLY NOT LEGAL
on January 30, 2019
oh god pls no pls noooo pls don’t do this to me UUUUUUUUUGH
on January 30, 2019
only a classy gal like me eats her barbecue chips with barbecue sauce b)
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on January 30, 2019
give music recommendations
Mother Mother's pretty good if ur into like dark, metaphorical indie lol. I'll pm u some songs if u want.
on January 30, 2019
on January 30, 2019
on January 30, 2019
someone talk to me pls 3:
on January 30, 2019
ok, PHEW
the guy I like is blonde
PHEW, there’s still a chance for him to be mean and awkward
the guy I like is blonde
PHEW, there’s still a chance for him to be mean and awkward
on January 30, 2019
on January 30, 2019