
I once had a dream that I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings

kyletheconjurer
Wow okay
on June 22, 2017
on June 22, 2017

You know that bar above the keyboard at offers words when you type?
Mine has Prussia, North, and Dude for the three offered words
*wipes tear* it's beautiful
Mine has Prussia, North, and Dude for the three offered words
*wipes tear* it's beautiful
on June 22, 2017

Hon u want ze butt seccs in da azzhole???
on June 22, 2017

That moment when you make a joke and it goes way out of hand and you're just sitting there like:
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on June 22, 2017

@Crazy_Amine_lover_Rper
cAn YoU nOt Do ThAt PlEaSe AnD fUc.K oFf
cAn YoU nOt Do ThAt PlEaSe AnD fUc.K oFf
on June 22, 2017

@Crazy_Amine_lover_Rper
CAN YOU LIKE, FU CKING NOT
CAN YOU LIKE, FU CKING NOT

How the hell did I get people mad at you?
I was just joking Freckled Jesus man relax mein Gott
I was just joking Freckled Jesus man relax mein Gott
on June 22, 2017

030 yell at my friend she started the Steve thing and yea I just did. Y are you saying it here??
on June 22, 2017
on June 22, 2017

Hey South want to listen to me try to drink another huge ass bottle of water?
on June 22, 2017

on June 22, 2017

There are two types of people in the world:
"Wow that was such a great movie!"
Or
FLIPS THE POPCORN ON THE GROUND "WTF THE BOOK WAS BETTER!"
"Wow that was such a great movie!"
Or
FLIPS THE POPCORN ON THE GROUND "WTF THE BOOK WAS BETTER!"

on June 22, 2017
on June 22, 2017

Sometimes I read Harmless War and I have these reactions:
Damn this is hella detailed!
Why so much detail!?
*snoRTS AND HAD TO STOP READING DUE TO LAUGHING*
Ohh! Shit fam!
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
Why is there so much detail on such a small thing? Ugh See More
Why isn't this published?
WHERE IS THE NEXT FOKIN CHAPTER?!
oh wait I have to make it
......fruk
Damn this is hella detailed!
Why so much detail!?
*snoRTS AND HAD TO STOP READING DUE TO LAUGHING*
Ohh! Shit fam!
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
Why is there so much detail on such a small thing? Ugh See More
Why isn't this published?
WHERE IS THE NEXT FOKIN CHAPTER?!
oh wait I have to make it
......fruk
on June 22, 2017

I need to call a Pizza place like Pizza Hut or something and say "Yeah let me get uhhhhhhh.....Boneless Pizza" and just deadass keep that shit up and act all serious about wanting a Boneless Pizza

on June 22, 2017

on June 22, 2017
on June 22, 2017

on June 22, 2017

on June 22, 2017

I was bored and I was like "Fruk it I'm drawing it" and I did
And the last part actually made me laugh a little
And the last part actually made me laugh a little
on June 22, 2017

simple_sheep uploaded a photo
I have too much time on my hands
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on June 22, 2017

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*GRABS JACK AND DRAGS HIM OUT*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*GRABS JACK AND DRAGS HIM OUT*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
on June 22, 2017

I remember that I once Rped with someone
And every time I said something like "she jolted forward, stabbing (other chicks OC)"
The bitch would go "(her OC) dodges the stab, and shoves her fingers in (my OC)s eyes, blinding her"
And every time I would try to attack her, her OC would just "dodge" and hurt my OC every
Single
Fu cking
Time
And every time I said something like "she jolted forward, stabbing (other chicks OC)"
The bitch would go "(her OC) dodges the stab, and shoves her fingers in (my OC)s eyes, blinding her"
And every time I would try to attack her, her OC would just "dodge" and hurt my OC every
Single
Fu cking
Time

Vampires don't even exist in Bleach!
And she'd completely ignore my OC just so that way I can RP Ichigo so that way her OC and Ichigo can get romantic
And she'd completely ignore my OC just so that way I can RP Ichigo so that way her OC and Ichigo can get romantic
on June 22, 2017

It's like, wtf!?
Sure my OC is one of the weaker Espada's, sure she's silly and makes jokes while fighting, sure she can't sword fight like a god
But that doesn't mean, that a vampire Soul Reaper can that easily kill her!
Like holy shit!
She stabbed my OC in the chest and expected me to kill her off! See More
hAs ShE eVeN sEeN bLeAcH!?
Sure my OC is one of the weaker Espada's, sure she's silly and makes jokes while fighting, sure she can't sword fight like a god
But that doesn't mean, that a vampire Soul Reaper can that easily kill her!
Like holy shit!
She stabbed my OC in the chest and expected me to kill her off! See More
hAs ShE eVeN sEeN bLeAcH!?
on June 22, 2017

Omfa
She just made her character win every single time
It was a Bleach Rp
My OC was an Espada, (THE STRONGEST TYPE OF HOLLOW IN THE ENTIRE SHOW MIND YOU)
Her OC, was a vampire, a Soul Reaper, and some other shit. Remember that my OC is in the category of strong ass characters, so her was decently strong. bUT NOO A FREAKING VAMPIRE SOUL REAPER APPARENTLY BLINDED See More HER, BROKE HER RIBS, NEARLY TOOK AWAY HER POWERS, NEARLY KILLED HER LIKE A MILLION TIMES (EVEN THOUGH MY OC IS TECHNICALLY ALREADY DEAD, AND CAN'T DIE THAT EASILY)
IT'S LIKE
WTF
She just made her character win every single time
It was a Bleach Rp
My OC was an Espada, (THE STRONGEST TYPE OF HOLLOW IN THE ENTIRE SHOW MIND YOU)
Her OC, was a vampire, a Soul Reaper, and some other shit. Remember that my OC is in the category of strong ass characters, so her was decently strong. bUT NOO A FREAKING VAMPIRE SOUL REAPER APPARENTLY BLINDED See More HER, BROKE HER RIBS, NEARLY TOOK AWAY HER POWERS, NEARLY KILLED HER LIKE A MILLION TIMES (EVEN THOUGH MY OC IS TECHNICALLY ALREADY DEAD, AND CAN'T DIE THAT EASILY)
IT'S LIKE
WTF
on June 22, 2017

Dude I only ever hit her OC ONCE
And she just did "(her OC) did not feel it," and tried to make her OC seem all bad ass
I hated her man
And she just did "(her OC) did not feel it," and tried to make her OC seem all bad ass
I hated her man
on June 22, 2017
on June 22, 2017

What is annoying is when people think that you can "lightly touch" Italy's curl and it automatically turns him on
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BITCH HE IS LIGHTLY TUGGING AT THIS SHIT AND DOES HE LOOK TURNED ON?!
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BITCH HE IS LIGHTLY TUGGING AT THIS SHIT AND DOES HE LOOK TURNED ON?!
on June 22, 2017