We had pasta for dinner
I had a huge plate of pasta
For the past hour I've been sneaking downstairs to get a handful of pasta and run upstairs
I've become Italy
I had a huge plate of pasta
For the past hour I've been sneaking downstairs to get a handful of pasta and run upstairs
I've become Italy
on October 30, 2017
The date is June 23, 2089
I am 87 years old, bedridden
I am sitting alone in my room whist my grandchildren are playing my old CD's
Suddenly
I hear
The words
And I scream along. See More
"WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND."
I shot out of bed and rip the door off it's hinges
"AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING."
I race into the room the grandchildren are in, and flipped the table
"I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET."
My grandchildren are screaming, wondering how I was able to get out of bed and how I am able to scream that loud
I punch a wall, and flip the dresser before collapsing on the ground making a dramatic pose
"A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT."
I am 87 years old, bedridden
I am sitting alone in my room whist my grandchildren are playing my old CD's
Suddenly
I hear
The words
And I scream along. See More
"WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND."
I shot out of bed and rip the door off it's hinges
"AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING."
I race into the room the grandchildren are in, and flipped the table
"I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET."
My grandchildren are screaming, wondering how I was able to get out of bed and how I am able to scream that loud
I punch a wall, and flip the dresser before collapsing on the ground making a dramatic pose
"A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT."
on October 29, 2017
Someone talk to me I used to be famous on here so talk to me
I EDITED AND REVISED HARMLESS WAR ON THE BIG WATT
THE CHAPTERS ARE NOW 2,000-3,000+ WORDS
THE STUFF ON HERE
THAT IS UNFIXABLE
THE CHAPTERS ARE NOW 2,000-3,000+ WORDS
THE STUFF ON HERE
THAT IS UNFIXABLE
on October 31, 2017
IF I MADE A LEMON NOW
WITH ALL THE SHIT I READ BEFORE
AND WITH MY EXTRA GRAMMAR
I'D MAKE ONE THAT GET ME BANNED OFF OF QFEAST
B U T I D O N T W A N N A E V E N L O O K A T T H E M
WITH ALL THE SHIT I READ BEFORE
AND WITH MY EXTRA GRAMMAR
I'D MAKE ONE THAT GET ME BANNED OFF OF QFEAST
B U T I D O N T W A N N A E V E N L O O K A T T H E M
on October 31, 2017
on October 29, 2017
I really want someone to draw North cause I want to see her in another art style but you know
I don't have money for that
Whoops
I don't have money for that
Whoops
on October 28, 2017
I'm bored and I want to draw more but I have no clue what character to draw next
Mmm
Mmm
on October 28, 2017
Like this if you wanna see my art
Dislike this if you want me to upload stories and chapters to stories
Comment if you want something else and I'll provide
probably not but still
Dislike this if you want me to upload stories and chapters to stories
Comment if you want something else and I'll provide
probably not but still
on October 28, 2017
KING
AAAA
I MISSED YOU
HI
HELLO
BONJOUR
Comment allez-vous
AAAA
I MISSED YOU
HI
HELLO
BONJOUR
Comment allez-vous
on October 28, 2017
on October 28, 2017
Ah it didn't look like it, it just looked like "K bye" and I was like "K bye"
And no one really gave a heartfelt "you were lit bro" everyone was just like "Okay"
It made me sad
And no one really gave a heartfelt "you were lit bro" everyone was just like "Okay"
It made me sad
on October 28, 2017
on October 28, 2017
You have 485384 reputation points and 6 active privileges.
HA I EXPECTED TO LOSE A SHIT TON I GUESS NOT
HOW STUPID!
HA I EXPECTED TO LOSE A SHIT TON I GUESS NOT
HOW STUPID!
on October 28, 2017
YOU'RE BACK
Ciel is being emo because Ciel is Ciel and no one really welcomed him back *so you better get a party set to welcome him back or else*
And I've been better because life~
And I've been better because life~
on October 28, 2017
Wait for it......
Yes I am, but! I'll only be on for moments at a time
A lord of a manor has a lot of shit to do you know
Yes I am, but! I'll only be on for moments at a time
A lord of a manor has a lot of shit to do you know
on October 28, 2017
on October 28, 2017
Wow thanks for noticing Ciel and I returning for a moment to bloody talk to you people
Wow thanks
You're all
Too
Kind
....No fruk you come on people that's just rude! Almost as rude as when Ciel stabbed me
That was pretty damn rude too...
Wow thanks
You're all
Too
Kind
....No fruk you come on people that's just rude! Almost as rude as when Ciel stabbed me
That was pretty damn rude too...
on October 28, 2017
I just changed my Qfeast username. My old username was Northern_Narnia
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*FLIPS TABLES*
CLAAAAAAUDE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*FLIPS TABLES*
CLAAAAAAUDE
on October 28, 2017
mew
on October 24, 2017
SOMEONE IS CALLING,
I'M BEING CALLED
ALRIGHT, LEAVE IT TO ME; LET’S GO
MORE! MORE!
TO THE EAST AND TO THE WEST
I’LL KEEP RUNNING
IF YOU DESIRE IT TOO, See More
I'LL COME PET YOU
THAT’S RIGHT, IF FIGHTING IS YOUR ONLY OPTION
THEN THAT’S WHAT YOU’LL HAVE TO DO
THE AWESOME ME'S THE MOST SUPREME! THE STRONGEST!
THE ONE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH, YEAH!
IS THE AWESOME ME, OF COURSE!
DANKE!
THE BEST! THE MOST FEARSOME!
YOU GUYS CAN PRAISE ME
I’LL SHOW YOU MY MASSIVE DREAM
A SUCCESSION OF VICTORIES FOR SURE!
ALONE IN MY ROOM
I’LL WRITE IT TODAY TOO
A MEMORIAL OF THE AWESOME ME
MORE! MORE!
HEY LITTLE BIRD CHIRP FOR MY SAKE
IT WILL HEAL ME; NIYO NIYO!
THIS IS BAD, A PANDA THAT WILL BRING HAPPINESS
I WON’T BE FOOLED
THE AWESOME ME WILL SHOW UP! BURN IT UP!
I’LL DO WHATEVER I WANT AND I’LL DO IT VIOLENTLY
OLD MAN, PLEASE WATCH OVER ME!
MEIN GOTT!
IN A PINCH! PUNCH!
SOMETIMES EVEN A WARRIOR STARTS SHAKING...
(...I’LL LEAVE THINGS AT THIS POINT)
A REVERSE IN THE SITUATION, I’M GOING TO BE HASTY!
ALL OF THE MAPS WILL SOMEDAY BE IN THESE HANDS...
I’LL LAUGH AS I RUN THROUGH
THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S NOT BECAUSE I’M WEAK
IT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO STRONG
THE AWESOME ME'S THE MOST SUPREME! THE STRONGEST!
THE ONE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH, YEAH!
IS THE AWESOME ME, OF COURSE!
DANKE!
EVERYONE! COME HERE!
LET’S EXCHANGE EMAIL ADDRESSES?
BEING ALONE IS TOO MUCH FUN
EVERYTHING WILL BE IN THESE HANDS! JUST YOU WAIT!
A SUCCESSION OF VICTORIES FOR SURE!
(BEOBACHTEN SIE ES BITTE, FRITZ VATER
BEOBACHTEN SIE ES BITTE, FRITZ VATER
BEOBACHTEN SIE ES BITTE, FRITZ VATER)
I'M BEING CALLED
ALRIGHT, LEAVE IT TO ME; LET’S GO
MORE! MORE!
TO THE EAST AND TO THE WEST
I’LL KEEP RUNNING
IF YOU DESIRE IT TOO, See More
I'LL COME PET YOU
THAT’S RIGHT, IF FIGHTING IS YOUR ONLY OPTION
THEN THAT’S WHAT YOU’LL HAVE TO DO
THE AWESOME ME'S THE MOST SUPREME! THE STRONGEST!
THE ONE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH, YEAH!
IS THE AWESOME ME, OF COURSE!
DANKE!
THE BEST! THE MOST FEARSOME!
YOU GUYS CAN PRAISE ME
I’LL SHOW YOU MY MASSIVE DREAM
A SUCCESSION OF VICTORIES FOR SURE!
ALONE IN MY ROOM
I’LL WRITE IT TODAY TOO
A MEMORIAL OF THE AWESOME ME
MORE! MORE!
HEY LITTLE BIRD CHIRP FOR MY SAKE
IT WILL HEAL ME; NIYO NIYO!
THIS IS BAD, A PANDA THAT WILL BRING HAPPINESS
I WON’T BE FOOLED
THE AWESOME ME WILL SHOW UP! BURN IT UP!
I’LL DO WHATEVER I WANT AND I’LL DO IT VIOLENTLY
OLD MAN, PLEASE WATCH OVER ME!
MEIN GOTT!
IN A PINCH! PUNCH!
SOMETIMES EVEN A WARRIOR STARTS SHAKING...
(...I’LL LEAVE THINGS AT THIS POINT)
A REVERSE IN THE SITUATION, I’M GOING TO BE HASTY!
ALL OF THE MAPS WILL SOMEDAY BE IN THESE HANDS...
I’LL LAUGH AS I RUN THROUGH
THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S NOT BECAUSE I’M WEAK
IT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO STRONG
THE AWESOME ME'S THE MOST SUPREME! THE STRONGEST!
THE ONE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH, YEAH!
IS THE AWESOME ME, OF COURSE!
DANKE!
EVERYONE! COME HERE!
LET’S EXCHANGE EMAIL ADDRESSES?
BEING ALONE IS TOO MUCH FUN
EVERYTHING WILL BE IN THESE HANDS! JUST YOU WAIT!
A SUCCESSION OF VICTORIES FOR SURE!
(BEOBACHTEN SIE ES BITTE, FRITZ VATER
BEOBACHTEN SIE ES BITTE, FRITZ VATER
BEOBACHTEN SIE ES BITTE, FRITZ VATER)
on October 21, 2017
MC FREE RAPPING MCCHICKEN SANDWICH IS IN THE HOOOOUSE
IMMA DROP THIS POST LIKE AN IPHONE 8, SO TAKE THIS FRUKING BAIT
CAN I GET UHHHHH DANK BEAT
SO TAKE A FRUKING SEAT AND LISTEN TO ME SCREECH YET
SIT DOWN ROBBIE ROTTEN CAUSE I'M NUMBER ONE
ALL YOU OTHER WORTHLESS MEMES ARE DONE
I'M LEGIT DOING THIS FOR FUN See More
I'LL ROAST YO ASS WORSE THAN WENDY'S
THIS POST WILL BLOW UP LIKE BENDY'S
"HE'S PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT SOME OTHER GIRL"
NO BITCH I'M THINKING ABOUT GIVING THIS MONKEY HAIRCUT A WHORL
TRUMP BE TWEETIN ABOUT NORTH KOREA
WHILE THE WORLDS CRYING MAMMA FRUKING MIA
PEOPLE CAN'T USE YOU IF YOU'RE WORTHLESS
SALT BAE GUY GOT NOTHIN ON ME CAUSE HE'S JUST FRUKING JEALOUS
CRASH-ING DOWN THIS PLACE LIKE WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
SLOW DOWN YOU FRUKING MOLE
SWEAR TO GOD DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU HEAR RICK ROLL
HEY MAN YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?
BETTER NOT BE THE ITALIAN HAND I SWEAR
ELF ON THE SHELF MORE LIKE THE MOST SHIT MEME EVER FRUKING SEEN
TO MAKE A GOOD MEME YOU HAVE TO BEE THE VERY BEST
NOW ALL YOU FRUKING MEMES TAKE A REST
*DROPS THE FRUKING MIC AND WALKS OUT AGAIN BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKE MAKING HORRIBLE THINGS LIKE THIS EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE*
IMMA DROP THIS POST LIKE AN IPHONE 8, SO TAKE THIS FRUKING BAIT
CAN I GET UHHHHH DANK BEAT
SO TAKE A FRUKING SEAT AND LISTEN TO ME SCREECH YET
SIT DOWN ROBBIE ROTTEN CAUSE I'M NUMBER ONE
ALL YOU OTHER WORTHLESS MEMES ARE DONE
I'M LEGIT DOING THIS FOR FUN See More
I'LL ROAST YO ASS WORSE THAN WENDY'S
THIS POST WILL BLOW UP LIKE BENDY'S
"HE'S PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT SOME OTHER GIRL"
NO BITCH I'M THINKING ABOUT GIVING THIS MONKEY HAIRCUT A WHORL
TRUMP BE TWEETIN ABOUT NORTH KOREA
WHILE THE WORLDS CRYING MAMMA FRUKING MIA
PEOPLE CAN'T USE YOU IF YOU'RE WORTHLESS
SALT BAE GUY GOT NOTHIN ON ME CAUSE HE'S JUST FRUKING JEALOUS
CRASH-ING DOWN THIS PLACE LIKE WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
SLOW DOWN YOU FRUKING MOLE
SWEAR TO GOD DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU HEAR RICK ROLL
HEY MAN YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?
BETTER NOT BE THE ITALIAN HAND I SWEAR
ELF ON THE SHELF MORE LIKE THE MOST SHIT MEME EVER FRUKING SEEN
TO MAKE A GOOD MEME YOU HAVE TO BEE THE VERY BEST
NOW ALL YOU FRUKING MEMES TAKE A REST
*DROPS THE FRUKING MIC AND WALKS OUT AGAIN BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKE MAKING HORRIBLE THINGS LIKE THIS EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE*
on October 08, 2017
some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stlZEKoJg10&list=LLdNjKYPjzrGCcUm9ujEgNDw&index=46
*DAB*
BODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT QFEAST WOULD FORGET ME
I AIN'T THE DANKEST PROFILE IN THE BOOOOK
I WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON
WITH HETALIA STILL ON MY MIIND See More
WELL THE SHITPOSTS START COMING AND THEY WILL STOP COMING
FED WITH EVERYONES SHIT SO I LEFT THE WEBSITE RUNNIN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE WHY I MADE THIS POST
MY POSTS GET SMARTER BUT MYSELF GETS DUMBER
SO MANY POSTS SO MANY MORE TO MAKE
SO SHUT THE FRUK UP BEFORE I FRUK YOU WITH A RAKE
YOU'LL NEVER BE THE DANKEST MEME IF YOU DON'T POST
YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN IF YOU INSULTED BY A ROAST
HEY NOW I'M A SHITPOST GET MY MEME ON GO GAY
HEY NOW I'M A TRASH LORD GET MY WEEB ON GET LAID
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS MY DIIICK
ONLY DANK MEMES ARE PICKLE RIIICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stlZEKoJg10&list=LLdNjKYPjzrGCcUm9ujEgNDw&index=46
*DAB*
BODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT QFEAST WOULD FORGET ME
I AIN'T THE DANKEST PROFILE IN THE BOOOOK
I WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON
WITH HETALIA STILL ON MY MIIND See More
WELL THE SHITPOSTS START COMING AND THEY WILL STOP COMING
FED WITH EVERYONES SHIT SO I LEFT THE WEBSITE RUNNIN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE WHY I MADE THIS POST
MY POSTS GET SMARTER BUT MYSELF GETS DUMBER
SO MANY POSTS SO MANY MORE TO MAKE
SO SHUT THE FRUK UP BEFORE I FRUK YOU WITH A RAKE
YOU'LL NEVER BE THE DANKEST MEME IF YOU DON'T POST
YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN IF YOU INSULTED BY A ROAST
HEY NOW I'M A SHITPOST GET MY MEME ON GO GAY
HEY NOW I'M A TRASH LORD GET MY WEEB ON GET LAID
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS MY DIIICK
ONLY DANK MEMES ARE PICKLE RIIICK
Soviet National Anthem (EAR RAPE)
cyka blyat
on September 12, 2017