simple_sheep - Page 7

Impulse bought 160 colour pencils because that's what I do

ÒwÓ youw time is up Mr. Obama
Pwease step onto de pwatform ûwû
We're sowwy it had to end dis way owo uwu ●W●

Hello dankness my old friend

My nickname used to be King and now it's nothing and I think that's a beautiful change

Ink doesn't taste good by the way I wouldn't recommend it
I mean unless you want to go out aesthetically like East but then you would have to drink a lot and that doesn't sound very Cash Money

I listen to ASMR because it's the only way I'll ever have someone compliment and comfort me and tell me that whatever I say is interesting and cool while sounding like they actually mean it *sips ink*

Listen
I don't care who you are or what you're doing
When you hear the theme song of Friends
You best clap along
I don't care of you're holding glass or a baby or something
You
Clap See More▼
With
Friends
?????

Why love yourself when you can give all your love to fictional characters and band members that don't even know you exist
*sips ink*

When you get lectured on how you're a terrible person and how you never do anything productive with your life and never do anything to be a better person and waste your life doing nothing but complain constantly about shit for three to four minutes and you just sit there like the sack of shit you are knowing that everything they're saying is probably true
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Basically my Qfeast profile is
?American.Idiot liking my posts
?Shit posts about death and depression because I want to bloody die already but no matter how many times I walk across the road without looking either way I never get hit
?Notifications that I think is someone actually trying to talk to me but really is someone replying to a three year old "Are you light or dark11!!" quiz that forgot I made a post on
? Notifications of Qfeast roasting my ass because I haven't made See More▼ a new page or poll or some stupid thing like that in a while but they can suck my five meter long glitter dick because I'm that one alcoholic aunt who sits around and doesn't do shit but says funny shit
? How could I forget all of the Non Stop posts of my Oc babies that everyone gets sick of? Yeah there are a shit ton of pages of that on my profile and they make up a good chunk of shit posts
?Every now and then there are one of those posts of me being like super upset and it's like a really long rant
? Bee knees potatoes tomatoes lambs hams sablams and chicken rabba labba damms...wait is that not how the song goes? Shit okay whoops

You guys drink water?
Losers
Drink ink like real men

Best part about showering is that you never know when you could spontaneously go unconscious and drown UwU?