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South: is you stomach upsettie again? Do you want some more sp-
North: HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO POISON MY PASTA JUST TO MAKE THAT JOKE

Prumano
That's it
I don't care what it is
2p Prussia and Romano
Prussia and 2p Romano
2p nyo Prussia and nyo Romano
Prussia and nyo Romano See More
I don't care
I just ship it
I j u s t s h i p i t

Most kids: OH my GOd mY paRentS tolD me AbOUt the BIRds and BEes so AWkWaRD
Me: My parents didn't tell me shit I learnt it all by myself

THE CHICK RESPONDED AND I FELT LIKE A DOG
CAUSE I WAS LIKE
BACK? YOU BACK??? YO U BAC KO H MY ADBYB YIU

I like your shoelaces

Okay whoever likes the 2ps talk to me so I can pm you and we can freak out about 2ps
Cause I need to fangirl to _someone_

Okay so apparently everyone with a laptop like mine has the exact same problem
We all have laptops that don't change, and forever stay at "95% not charging"

Things I constantly want:
Sleep
Bread
Rps
Inspiration to draw or write

That moment when all of your RPs stop
Even the one you really liked
And you want to mention it but you're a shy nervous wreck and don't want to seem eager or something

Someone: I love you
North: Don't do that to yourself

Someone: I love you
West: Ahahaha you too friend,

Someone: I love you
East: I love myself too

Someone:....... See More
South: *slowly lowers the gun* 's what I thought you bitch

North: You know....today is going to be a good day! I can feel it!
South: *walking by* Tie the noose tighter next time you worthless piece of shit
North: *snaps* Eyyy I knew it was gonna be a good day today

I'm such a chill bitch that I could be drawing at 3 in the morning and a friend could just be like "Nice drawing" and I'd be like "Thanks bro"
And not question how they got into my house
Not question how they managed to get up the stairs, or if they crawled through the window
I'd just keep drawing and be like "Cool beans I just cleaned my blankets so they smell spicy bro take a nap or somethin"

I was literally minutes away from being able to play HetaOni
I downloaded it, and I was converting it and stuff
But then it was like Yo TG bro
And I was like jesus christ that's a lot of space and Imma wait cause I need a better computer for shit like that

North at first: Hey I'm trying to be helpfu-
South at first: SHUT THE F CU K UP NO ONE LOVES YOU KILL YOURSELF
North crying: WhY aRe You So MEAn

North now: Hey I'm trying to be helpful man
South now: Cool shit, I poisoned that cupcake you ate
North reaching for another cupcake: I could smell the poison, should add more next time

Random facts about me:
I love all stuffed animals with a burning passion, like I love stuffed animals so much that I want to buy a shit ton every time I see some I fu cking love stuffed animals
I love flowers, they smell nice and look pretty
I find that showing joyful emotions is hard when it comes to some things, like gift giving, I'm very static and don't really know how to react. It's kind of awkward.
I haven't had anyone make me a poem, and never had anyone sing to me in See More my entire life
I've started to slowly forced myself to become more and more less maintenance due to the fact that I found out that I relied on talking too much. So like, you can say "Hi" and ignore me for a week and talk to me again and I'd just be like "Sup bro" and not be fazed.
If I were a guy (which I want to be but science hasn't gone far enough yet), I'd probably be the most feminine guy you've ever met

People I remember on here off the top of my head:
Bree
Friend Lord of Cake
Someone had an OC called Texas
Someone had an OC called Wonderland
Insane_Feline

K so like
If anyone is up for a Hetalia AU roleplay
Call me because I WANNA RP AN AU BUT NO ONE ON SHAMCHAT IS STAYING