PUN TIME X3
What does a skeleton say before eating?! Bone appetite!
What does a skeleton say as he is riding his motercycle? I'm bone to be wild!
Want to hear a pencil joke? Naw never mind...its pointless
Want to hear a clock joke? It will just waste your time
All these puns are giving me a femur...but I have to admit, they are pretty humerus!
It mustard to make a pun...so you just have to ketchup to the rest of us! See More
Andy I need a life ?
What does a skeleton say before eating?! Bone appetite!
What does a skeleton say as he is riding his motercycle? I'm bone to be wild!
Want to hear a pencil joke? Naw never mind...its pointless
Want to hear a clock joke? It will just waste your time
All these puns are giving me a femur...but I have to admit, they are pretty humerus!
It mustard to make a pun...so you just have to ketchup to the rest of us! See More
Andy I need a life ?
Imaginary
XD
on February 06, 2016
SmolRaccoons
These puns are making me laugh so hard I think I might puma pants
on February 06, 2016
simple_sheep
I have a skele-ton more of these puns
on February 06, 2016
Imaginary
Yes! Let's get this pun pawty started!
on February 06, 2016
SmolRaccoons
Lets have a pawty then I'll turn up the mewsic after all I have the moves like Jaguar
on February 06, 2016
on February 06, 2016
Alois! Get you're personal asshat to the fanpage!
on February 06, 2016
on February 06, 2016
Normal people: *one day before their birthday* I'm now *says their new age*
Me: *one month before my birthday* I'M *says new age*
Me: *one month before my birthday* I'M *says new age*
on February 05, 2016
You know what I wish? I wish I could show jump :((
And book jump, and movie jump and video game jump :(( WHY IS THIS NOT POSSIBLE!??!
And book jump, and movie jump and video game jump :(( WHY IS THIS NOT POSSIBLE!??!
on February 05, 2016
on February 05, 2016
OK Now I really want to either make a story or update one but I have no idea what to do :((
How does that show our fabulouness???????????????????????????????????????????? I'm so confused right now
on February 05, 2016
on February 05, 2016
Any drawing ideas? I'm bored as hell and want to draw someone or something but don't know what
Hmm, maybe you could always draw you and the others from Black Butler, your highness, if you like to.
on February 05, 2016
on February 05, 2016
0-0 IM A GHOST OR SOMETHING WITH THOSE SKILLZ *holding some crack*
XD I'm sorry I'm hyper.
XD I'm sorry I'm hyper.
on February 05, 2016
on February 05, 2016
Place I'm in: *loud*
My stomach: *silent*
Me: Good
Place I'm in: *gets quiet*
Stomach: *Allow me to sing you the song of my people
*after a while*
Place I'm in: *gets loud again* See More
Stomach: *I'm done talking....for now
My stomach: *silent*
Me: Good
Place I'm in: *gets quiet*
Stomach: *Allow me to sing you the song of my people
*after a while*
Place I'm in: *gets loud again* See More
Stomach: *I'm done talking....for now
on February 04, 2016
Me: *tapping pencil on table* hmmmm
Me: *slams hands on table, stands up, knocking the chair back.*
Me: POCKET PEOPLE!
Claude:........
Me: POCKET PEOPLE! IMAGINE YOU COULD HAVE ANY OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM ANYTHING! LIKE A BOOK, CARTOON, MOVIE, VIDEO GAME OR ANYTHING! AND THEY ARE ALL POCKET SIZED!
Claude:...................................*mutters* I'd have that Phantomhive
Me: *slams hands on table, stands up, knocking the chair back.*
Me: POCKET PEOPLE!
Claude:........
Me: POCKET PEOPLE! IMAGINE YOU COULD HAVE ANY OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM ANYTHING! LIKE A BOOK, CARTOON, MOVIE, VIDEO GAME OR ANYTHING! AND THEY ARE ALL POCKET SIZED!
Claude:...................................*mutters* I'd have that Phantomhive
on February 04, 2016
on February 04, 2016
Easy as ever!
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
On days like these, kids like you...
Should be burning in hell.
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime,
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you, See More
so don't step over that line,
Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time.
But kids like you don't play by the rules,
And guys like me,
it ain't easy to be played for fools,
So let's go, let the room get chiller...
Let's go, DIRTY BROTHER KILLER.
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,
Guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table.
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying,
But I think you're just mad you keep dying.
You're not gonna win, we'll be here together,
Fighting in this judgement hall forever.
I know you just reset each time I beat ya',
But I'll always be right back here to meet ya'.
I know you're made of
Lo-o-o-o-ooove, lo-o-o-o-oove, lo-o-o-o-ooove. (x2)
This is where it stops,
This is where it ends.
If you want to get past me,
Well, you better try again.
But no matter how I stall you,
You don't give up your attack.
Do you just like the feeling
Of your sins CRAWLING on your back?
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
You should know by now that mercy's off the table.
Think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn?
Well, you didn't spare my brother, so GET DUNKED ON!
I know you made my friends all disappear,
But everything they cared about is why I'm here.
I am their mercy, I am their vengeance,
I am DETERMINATION.
I know you're made of
Lo-o-o-o-ooove, lo-o-o-o-oove, lo-o-o-o-ooove.
But I think I'm stronger than you.
Again, as easy as ever! X3 XD
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
On days like these, kids like you...
Should be burning in hell.
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime,
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you, See More
so don't step over that line,
Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time.
But kids like you don't play by the rules,
And guys like me,
it ain't easy to be played for fools,
So let's go, let the room get chiller...
Let's go, DIRTY BROTHER KILLER.
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,
Guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table.
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying,
But I think you're just mad you keep dying.
You're not gonna win, we'll be here together,
Fighting in this judgement hall forever.
I know you just reset each time I beat ya',
But I'll always be right back here to meet ya'.
I know you're made of
Lo-o-o-o-ooove, lo-o-o-o-oove, lo-o-o-o-ooove. (x2)
This is where it stops,
This is where it ends.
If you want to get past me,
Well, you better try again.
But no matter how I stall you,
You don't give up your attack.
Do you just like the feeling
Of your sins CRAWLING on your back?
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
You should know by now that mercy's off the table.
Think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn?
Well, you didn't spare my brother, so GET DUNKED ON!
I know you made my friends all disappear,
But everything they cared about is why I'm here.
I am their mercy, I am their vengeance,
I am DETERMINATION.
I know you're made of
Lo-o-o-o-ooove, lo-o-o-o-oove, lo-o-o-o-ooove.
But I think I'm stronger than you.
Again, as easy as ever! X3 XD
on February 03, 2016
Me: *typing on the computer, not letting Joker on here*
Phone: *BUUUZZZZZ*
Me: Eh? *looks around* Whaz that? *looks at phone* Someone's....talking to me!??! :D
Phone: *BUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZ*
Me: *hands Joker the computer and dives for the phone* OMA SOMEONE IS TALKING TO ME!
Phone: It's someone's birthday! Press one to say Happy Birthday!
Me:.......FUCKIING FACEBOOK GETTING MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING
Phone: *BUUUZZZZZ*
Me: Eh? *looks around* Whaz that? *looks at phone* Someone's....talking to me!??! :D
Phone: *BUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZ*
Me: *hands Joker the computer and dives for the phone* OMA SOMEONE IS TALKING TO ME!
Phone: It's someone's birthday! Press one to say Happy Birthday!
Me:.......FUCKIING FACEBOOK GETTING MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING
on February 03, 2016