simple_sheep - Page 350

Knock knock!
Whos there!?
Depressed wreck and mentally unstable!
Depressed wreck and mentally unstable who!?
Depressed wreck and mentally unstable me!
Hahahahahahahaaaa
I make myself laugh at the truth :3

I was talking to someone and apparently I have no life because:
Friend: Well duh, we're the best! Nothing can eat us!
Me: *mutters* Titans
Friend: What?
Me: TITANS
Friend: What??
Me: TIIITANS See More
Friend: What are you talking about??
Me: TIIIITAAAAANS
Friend: Oh my god you're in your anime would aren't you
Me: TIIIIIIITTAAAAANNNSS *runs out of the room while screaming it*
Person:...why are we friends

If you ever think you're stupid, this is what I did today:
I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror
There was a random person there dressed in all black and I couldn't see their face behind me, I turned around and started freaking out because I saw it move, I grabbed a toothbrush and held it out like a sword.
I slowly walked up to it and chucked the toothbrush at it
It was legit a pile of clothes on a chair, it moved because the air vent was right next to it

oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh~

Person A: If you had one wish, what would it be?
Person B: The new phone!
Person C: Free things!
Person D: Lottery!
Me: LET THE SHIPS SET SAIL
Everyone:................

I was reading a fan fiction
And the French laugh showed up
I had to stop reading because I was mocking the laugh and laughing way to hard XD

I was writing this chapter one time and this happened:
"He slowly shit the door and-"
Me: *stops typing*....pffft
Me: *doesn't finish the chapter cause i laughed to hard*

Aloisssssss. *boops snoot*

If i had a penny for ever gay ship I had
I'd have enough money to buy the show and make that ship happen

Have you ever loved a ship so much that if person A get's touched by another person besides person B you get pissed and death stare that character?

There are reasons I hate Qfeast
putting things on Profile is one of them

Hooollllyyeee ssshhiiiit
Armin did a lot while I was gone