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I once killed a man with THIS THUMB

I'm crying because at Italian Fest there is a parade and there is a pasta float with people dressed as meatballs and I just imagiNED IF ROMANO AND ITALY DRESSED UP LIKE THAT AND WENT ONTO A FLOAT BUT BEFORE THEY GOT ON SPAIN WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE SO ROMANO GETS PISSED OFF AND TRIES TO FLIP HIM OFF BUT THE COSTUME WONT LET HIM SO HE WADDLES AWAY AND ENDS UP ROLLING DOWN A HILL SCREAMING AND ITALY TRIES TO HELP HIM BUT ALSO ROLLS DOWN THE HILL SCREAMING AND SPAIN IS CRYING BECAUSE See More HE IS LAUGHING SO HARD

Have you ever just looked at the moon and thought that that is the same moon that Joan De Arc, Leonardo Da Vinci, William Shakespeare, and other people have looked at?
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THE MOON IS KILLING PEOPLE
WAKE UP AMERICA

Fren! c:

"Make a to do list for a fictional character"
Italy:
~Make pasta
~Eat pasta
~Enjoying pasta

Germany:
~Italy See More
~Training
~Italy

Japan:
~Take pictures
~Make manga
~Go ho- wait is that Germany and Italy together hory barrs I got to take more pictures

I WANT TO PLAY MYSTIC MESSENGER BUT I CAN'T DOWNLOAD IT CAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT DEVICE

I can sing the entire song of Mein GOTT and I think I scared someone because of how loud I was singing it

I once rode a shopping cart downtown and sang Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

I look back at my old posts and DAMN I had a lot of likes, like I had five to seven each post man, and people actually starred my pictures, hory barrs where did that go? XD

Am I the only one that wants to punch a kid in the face when they smirk? Like, I just really want to punch a kid if they smirk, like no, I fu cking know you did something stop making me want to hit you more

SOUTH
I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS
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I'M FABULOUS

We should do a collaboration on a story based on that roleplay. c:

For eleven minutes, I was sobbing on the floor, my shirt is wet from the tears, and you guys know I never cry, want to know why I cred for so long?
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Prussia is confirmed dead

I am the gayest gay to ever gay on this gay Earth

Noooooooorth I'm boooooored as fuuuuuuuuuck

MOIST MUFFIN

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-Italy in every fan fiction
"(random words)-aru."
-China in every fan fiction
"(random words)-da?"
-Russia in every fan fiction
"G'd l'ck tr'ng t' f'nd 't wh't 'm s'y'ng" See More
Sweden in every fan fiction
"REALLY LOUD SCREAMING"
America in every fan fiction
"SCREAMING AT AMERICA TO SHUT UP OR DRINKING TEA"
England in every fan fiction