Give me a solid reason about why I shouldn't walk fifteen minutes down to an Italian shop and buy 40 dollars worth of pasta
on October 30, 2016
Me two years ago: *normal, had friends, went outside, had a life, ext*
Me now: *looks like I'm dead, has like..two friends, sold my soul to anime, mostly Hetalia and Mystic Messenger, thrives off of fluff stories and different fanfictions, only goes outside when absolutely necessary*
Me now: *looks like I'm dead, has like..two friends, sold my soul to anime, mostly Hetalia and Mystic Messenger, thrives off of fluff stories and different fanfictions, only goes outside when absolutely necessary*
on October 30, 2016
on October 30, 2016
Lololol someone give me one MM character and I'll try to draw em
on October 30, 2016
Tea is good for everything
Stressed? Drink tea
Tired? Drink tea
Scared because you killed a man and don't know what to do with his body? Drink tea
Upset? Drink tea
Overworked? Drink tea
Stressed? Drink tea
Tired? Drink tea
Scared because you killed a man and don't know what to do with his body? Drink tea
Upset? Drink tea
Overworked? Drink tea
on October 30, 2016
I'm gay.So gay for @Crazy_Otaku_Bitch ,she is the hottest person in the world. I'd fück her but she is too good for me so instead I fück maple syrup and use a maple leaf as a condom.
on October 30, 2016
Cake and @Crazy_Otaku_Bitch
and my hourglass and I, we've been married for almost a year
Someone hold a wedding for us lololol
and my hourglass and I, we've been married for almost a year
Someone hold a wedding for us lololol
on October 30, 2016
Please kill me I feel like running a million miles and that's not going to feel good in the morning
on October 30, 2016
Me: *is happy while eating*
Me: *feels fat cause it's fatty food*
Me: *is sad*
Me: *eats more because every emotion I have connects to food somehow*
Repeat
Me: *feels fat cause it's fatty food*
Me: *is sad*
Me: *eats more because every emotion I have connects to food somehow*
Repeat
on October 30, 2016
Me: *hardly ever says lol*
South: *gets into MM and says lololol a lot*
Ifunny: *has a lot of MM and I see lololol a lot*
Me: lololol....wait shit fu ck that wasn't supposed to happen
South: *gets into MM and says lololol a lot*
Ifunny: *has a lot of MM and I see lololol a lot*
Me: lololol....wait shit fu ck that wasn't supposed to happen
on October 30, 2016
"We need to make this situation worse so we can escape"
Me: *cracks knuckles* Give me four seconds, sparkles, and a pan because my time has come
Me: *cracks knuckles* Give me four seconds, sparkles, and a pan because my time has come
on October 29, 2016
Hello, love
on October 30, 2016
When you're young you have a very high metabolism so might as well eat a lot now until you become an adult with a slow metabolism
on October 30, 2016
on October 30, 2016
on October 29, 2016
Me: I need to lose weight
Also me: *all this week I've eaten 8 Zebra Cakes, drank a 2 liter soda, ate Swedish Fish, ate those Green apple suckers covered with caramel, ate out, ext*
Me: I'm so good at losing weight
Also me: *all this week I've eaten 8 Zebra Cakes, drank a 2 liter soda, ate Swedish Fish, ate those Green apple suckers covered with caramel, ate out, ext*
Me: I'm so good at losing weight
on October 29, 2016
Bagged fücking milk
on October 29, 2016
on October 29, 2016
on October 29, 2016