I'm hungry and in a bad mood
I want to sleep but that would be rude
I want pasta and a nap
Sadly, that's what I lack
No tomatoes and no pasta, just my homework
Yet I stay online and lurk
This is the procrastinators song See More
Even though what you're doing is wrong
You don't care
Even if it's not fair
Your work lays untouched and undone
Now grab your computer, and run
I want to sleep but that would be rude
I want pasta and a nap
Sadly, that's what I lack
No tomatoes and no pasta, just my homework
Yet I stay online and lurk
This is the procrastinators song See More
Even though what you're doing is wrong
You don't care
Even if it's not fair
Your work lays untouched and undone
Now grab your computer, and run
on December 12, 2016
I want to sleep for a long time
Like, I don't want to be in a coma, or die
I just want to stop time and sleep for as long as I want
Cause sleeping is like death but you're not hurting anyone so whatever right?
Like, I don't want to be in a coma, or die
I just want to stop time and sleep for as long as I want
Cause sleeping is like death but you're not hurting anyone so whatever right?
on December 12, 2016
Have you ever been in a kinda good mood
Then realized you have finals next week
And you have so much homework
And tests
And so much drama
Andy I want to die
Then realized you have finals next week
And you have so much homework
And tests
And so much drama
Andy I want to die
on December 12, 2016
Okay so I've been procrastinating for hours now and I was laying down saying "It's so much work to do my work though"
You know what I fuc king did
I fuc king slapped myself in the face
It wasn't a light little slap
No it fuc king echoed through the house
You know what I fuc king did
I fuc king slapped myself in the face
It wasn't a light little slap
No it fuc king echoed through the house
on December 12, 2016
King c:
on December 12, 2016
Canada is so fuc king quiet, he speaks below a whisper but fu ck it's adorable
on December 12, 2016
Fuc k I was listening to music at a really loud volume because Canada whispers in his song, and all the sudden
YURAYURA XIANG YOU LAN ACCHI WO-
I screamed like a bitch cause I didn't fuc king expect China to be so fuc king loud
YURAYURA XIANG YOU LAN ACCHI WO-
I screamed like a bitch cause I didn't fuc king expect China to be so fuc king loud
on December 12, 2016
If I had a dime for every time I said something and no one cared, I'd have enough money that people would start caring
on December 11, 2016
Anyone else have the problem of where your fuc king beanie just falling off your head when you look at the band shirts in Hot Topic?
on December 11, 2016
I'm trying to be mad at stereotypes for Canadians but I remembered that a few years ago a cop car drove past me as I was walking and the sirens made me jump and almost scream...the police man mouthed sorry as he drove past me
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
Person: I'm uncomfortable with you cursing...
Me: Oh that's fine, sorry mate
Person:..because you're a girl and girls shouldn't talk like that, only men can talk like that and you-
Me: Fuc king kiss my ass bitchy ass dipshit fuc ker
Me: Oh that's fine, sorry mate
Person:..because you're a girl and girls shouldn't talk like that, only men can talk like that and you-
Me: Fuc king kiss my ass bitchy ass dipshit fuc ker
on December 11, 2016
Person: You're Italian? Do you eat pasta all day and try to flirt?
Person: You're French? Do you ever shave? Do you do nothing but flirt?
Person: You're Canadian? How many times do you say sorry a day? Do you ride a moose to school? How many bottles of syrup do you drink?
Person: You're British? Do you legit drink tea 24/7? What's with everyone loving HP? Why is everyone's teeth crooked?
Person: You're American? Lay off the food would ya? Do you literally scream 'Freedom' every See More four seconds? Why are you guys so annoying?
Person: You're Russian? How many bottles of vodka do you drink a day? How-
Me: Jesus fuc king Christ man SHUT THE HELL UP
Person: You're French? Do you ever shave? Do you do nothing but flirt?
Person: You're Canadian? How many times do you say sorry a day? Do you ride a moose to school? How many bottles of syrup do you drink?
Person: You're British? Do you legit drink tea 24/7? What's with everyone loving HP? Why is everyone's teeth crooked?
Person: You're American? Lay off the food would ya? Do you literally scream 'Freedom' every See More four seconds? Why are you guys so annoying?
Person: You're Russian? How many bottles of vodka do you drink a day? How-
Me: Jesus fuc king Christ man SHUT THE HELL UP
Same, I'm part German myself and no one in my class was back at my old school (I shit you not, everyone was American or Mexican) and we were in history class and the teacher says "Now about the Holocaust" and fuc king GLARED at me, along with the other students and throughout the whole time people were whispering to me "I bet you love this" (during a video of See More the Concentration camps, which I was horrified to see) "I bet you would follow Hitler like a puppy" (when Hitler showed in the video) ext
on December 11, 2016
I'm the only German person in my history class, and the teacher was like:
"Today we're learning about WW2 and the Holocaust"
Everyone in the class: *looks at me disapprovingly*
"Today we're learning about WW2 and the Holocaust"
Everyone in the class: *looks at me disapprovingly*
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
Person: You're German? Do you like Hitler? Do you hate Jews?
Person: You're Jewish? Are you kosher? Sorry about the Holocaust.
Person: You're Jewish? Are you kosher? Sorry about the Holocaust.
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
I want some motherfuc king pasta but noooo there is no pasta.............Fuc k this
on December 11, 2016
Let me just accept the fact that I spent eight minutes ranting about Lay's
on December 11, 2016
Now shout out to Pringles, the real motherfuc king chip dealer, the god of motherfuc king chips
Those fuc kers don't give you air, those fuc kers know what you want
You want some motherfuc king chips
And those fuc kers give you chips
Those fuc kers don't give you air, those fuc kers know what you want
You want some motherfuc king chips
And those fuc kers give you chips
on December 11, 2016
"Ah yes honey, grab the salt and vinegar scented bag, oh look honey! Three free chips! *wipes tear* thank you Lay's"
on December 11, 2016
You have so many damn flavours but no one will know what the hell they taste like cause you only put motherfuc king air in the bag
on December 11, 2016
You're called a chip company
Yet you could give a family sized bag of your 'potato chips', send it to someone scuba diving, and they could breathe underwater with the fuc king bag
Yet you could give a family sized bag of your 'potato chips', send it to someone scuba diving, and they could breathe underwater with the fuc king bag
on December 11, 2016