I went to a farmers market and I past a tomato stand and as I was looking at the tomatoes I noticed that the guy that owned the stand was a Spaniard and I asked him where he was from and he said he was from Spain. I kinda laughed and said I 'knew' a guy from Spain too (come on people we all know I'm talking about Aph Spain) and he laughed and asked "Oh what's his name?" And I said "Antonio"
He stopped laughing and said "That's my name too."
He stopped laughing and said "That's my name too."
on March 04, 2017
My head still hurts
And if I move too much I will feel woozy and have to hold onto something or I have to sit down
*thumbs up*
And if I move too much I will feel woozy and have to hold onto something or I have to sit down
*thumbs up*
on March 04, 2017
Imma log off early because my head is.....Killing Me Softly
*snaps and logs off*
*snaps and logs off*
on March 04, 2017
Bisexual_Gay = not good name
yespleasetouchthatsomemore = good name
according to the homophobes known as qfeast
yespleasetouchthatsomemore = good name
according to the homophobes known as qfeast
on March 04, 2017
Titties
Is where I sitties
*drops mic*
Is where I sitties
*drops mic*
on March 04, 2017
I want to become one
With my Russian mom
He has a big nose
Every episode it grows
I wanna fúck him See More
Because he's Russian
With my Russian mom
He has a big nose
Every episode it grows
I wanna fúck him See More
Because he's Russian
on March 04, 2017
I want to die
So I can fly
Into my heaven of tits
And so I can sits
ON ALL DEZ TITS *sits in tits* oh yeah tittie sittie
So I can fly
Into my heaven of tits
And so I can sits
ON ALL DEZ TITS *sits in tits* oh yeah tittie sittie
on March 04, 2017
One time I met a dude named CJ
I thought he was extremely gay
But then he talked about tits
And licked his lips
I was like omfs what a pervert See More
And then I ate some yogurt
I thought he was extremely gay
But then he talked about tits
And licked his lips
I was like omfs what a pervert See More
And then I ate some yogurt
on March 04, 2017
on March 04, 2017
Dude call China for me maybe he'll have something to cure this bullshit
on March 04, 2017
on March 04, 2017
on March 04, 2017
I feel like someone dislocated my jaw
My head is hurting like crazy
I haven't eaten anything in days because I'll just puke it back up
I can't talk
I can't get out of bed
Someone kill me
My head is hurting like crazy
I haven't eaten anything in days because I'll just puke it back up
I can't talk
I can't get out of bed
Someone kill me
With you living in Satan's Asshole I don't think you could survive in my weather
You'd be a Brea-sicle in under a second
You'd be a Brea-sicle in under a second
on March 04, 2017
on March 04, 2017
I use humour to hide my sickness
on March 04, 2017
on March 03, 2017
on March 03, 2017