How to get your homework done...The North way!
Step one: Say you will do your homework!
Step two: Go online
Step three: Stay online
Step four: Cry because it's four in the morning
Step five: Wing it
Step six: Cry some more See More
Step seven: Realize that you somehow nailed it
Step eight: Cry because you're awesome
Step one: Say you will do your homework!
Step two: Go online
Step three: Stay online
Step four: Cry because it's four in the morning
Step five: Wing it
Step six: Cry some more See More
Step seven: Realize that you somehow nailed it
Step eight: Cry because you're awesome
on March 15, 2017
My mom just gave me a shit ton of make up
Guess who is going to let their inner girl out this weekend apparently?
Guess who is going to let their inner girl out this weekend apparently?
on March 15, 2017
Cool chapter, you penis nose
on March 15, 2017
simple_sheep added a new chapter to No this is bad
Chapter Seventeen
Though South wanted nothing to do with North, Prussia forced her to stay by her side. Every day for the past month, she would say to him the same thing. This day was no different. "Listen, Prussia, I don't care that she's like, dead or something okay? Honestly, I don't give a rats ass that she was nuked." She said, trying to coax Prussia to let her leave North. She knew what she was doing was insane. “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting differ...
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on March 13, 2017
Headcanon:
There are families. The Asian family, the FACE family, the Italian family, the German family, the Hanatamago family, the Nordic family, the Russian family, the UK family. Just so many families. North and South never had a family, they tried to enter every family they could, but were thrown out of every single one. Once they grew up, Neverland came to be. Soo:
The shaggy blond haired boy sobbed. He rubbed his soar eyes and hiccuped. The boy was sitting under a tree, See More and had been for hours. He remembered everyone's cruel words. He was a new micronation, being new, he needed to be taken care of. He tried oh he tried. The poor boy was casted out from every house. The harsh words caused the boy to cry more. Two wondering girls heard the cries and followed them. Once they emerged from the bushes, and saw the boy sobbing, South imminently ran up to him. North cringed. "I hate kids." She hissed, but followed. "Hey kid, why are you crying?" North asked, South was digging through her bag, trying to find the cookies she baked hours before. The boy hiccuped and looked up with puffy green eyes. "A-are you t-two nations?" He asked, rubbing his eyes and sniffling. The two jumped, but relaxed. "Yes, and you?" South asked as she gently handed him a cookie, which he gladly took. He didn't answer the question. "Ay yo kid, if you're a nation or whatever. Who's your family eh?" North bluntly asked as shifted her weight on her other foot. He stopped eating the cookie, his eyes watering once more. South socked North in the arm before consoling the now crying boy. North rubbed her arm as South asked for his name. "Neverland." He said after the tears stopped flowing. "Neverland, do you have a family?" South asked kindly as she handed him another cookie, North scoffled and rolled her eyes. But her attitude quickly changed when he shook his head. "They all..c-casted me out." He said as he nibbled on his second cookie. Norths once harsh gaze turned soft, remembering what it was like. "No home eh?" She said as she and South shared a similar gaze. "Well...you're...you're apart of the Narnian family now!" North said as she reached down her hand. "Come on kid." She gently said, South smiled as he took Norths hand, and said, "Come on Neverland, let's go home."
There are families. The Asian family, the FACE family, the Italian family, the German family, the Hanatamago family, the Nordic family, the Russian family, the UK family. Just so many families. North and South never had a family, they tried to enter every family they could, but were thrown out of every single one. Once they grew up, Neverland came to be. Soo:
The shaggy blond haired boy sobbed. He rubbed his soar eyes and hiccuped. The boy was sitting under a tree, See More and had been for hours. He remembered everyone's cruel words. He was a new micronation, being new, he needed to be taken care of. He tried oh he tried. The poor boy was casted out from every house. The harsh words caused the boy to cry more. Two wondering girls heard the cries and followed them. Once they emerged from the bushes, and saw the boy sobbing, South imminently ran up to him. North cringed. "I hate kids." She hissed, but followed. "Hey kid, why are you crying?" North asked, South was digging through her bag, trying to find the cookies she baked hours before. The boy hiccuped and looked up with puffy green eyes. "A-are you t-two nations?" He asked, rubbing his eyes and sniffling. The two jumped, but relaxed. "Yes, and you?" South asked as she gently handed him a cookie, which he gladly took. He didn't answer the question. "Ay yo kid, if you're a nation or whatever. Who's your family eh?" North bluntly asked as shifted her weight on her other foot. He stopped eating the cookie, his eyes watering once more. South socked North in the arm before consoling the now crying boy. North rubbed her arm as South asked for his name. "Neverland." He said after the tears stopped flowing. "Neverland, do you have a family?" South asked kindly as she handed him another cookie, North scoffled and rolled her eyes. But her attitude quickly changed when he shook his head. "They all..c-casted me out." He said as he nibbled on his second cookie. Norths once harsh gaze turned soft, remembering what it was like. "No home eh?" She said as she and South shared a similar gaze. "Well...you're...you're apart of the Narnian family now!" North said as she reached down her hand. "Come on kid." She gently said, South smiled as he took Norths hand, and said, "Come on Neverland, let's go home."
on March 15, 2017
*inhales deeply*
BOI
BOI
on March 15, 2017
"How long?" Skylar asked, swirling the red liquid that was in her ancient wine glass. The eighteen year old with brown haired started at the deep red wine with a blank stare, not caring that some of her wine spilled over the side and landed on her lap. Alex side glanced at her. "What?" She asked, taking a sip of her own wine. The two Narnians have gone through a bottle of whisky, one vodka bottle, beer (which the cans and bottles laid over the ground) and they were now on their See More second bottle of wine. "I asked how long you idiot." Skylar muttered, and stopped swirling her alcohol. Alex's grey-blue gaze averted back to the wall in front of her, staring at a large picture. The picture that hung on the wall was a black and white picture of all of their old friends. Feliciano was clinging onto Ludwig's back, Lovino was being hugged by Antonio, Arthur and Francis were fighting, Matthew was hiding his face with Kuma, and their other friends were smiling at the camera. The white haired girl glanced at Gilbert, who was slapping Kiku's back, before looking at Skylar. "I miss em you know?" Alex said, her smile twitching as her eyes watered. All of their friends have found their Special Others long ago. Once they found them, it was a matter of time before nature ran its course. The two girls, on the other hand...Skylar sighed before taking a small sip from the wine, she wasn't surprised that they weren't drunk. Neither was Alex. They've drunk so much that their system was used to huge amounts of alcohol. "I know, I miss them too." Skylar said before setting her now empty glass down. "It's been so long." Alex commented, before looking up at the white ceiling. "How long?" Skylar repeated, this time, she got an answer from the albino girl.
"We've been alive for about five hundred and ten years."
"We've been alive for about five hundred and ten years."
on March 15, 2017
If that : You stop aging at 18 until you find your soul mate
shit was real then North and South would be 18 for decades and decades
shit was real then North and South would be 18 for decades and decades
on March 15, 2017
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I coloured the Narnia flag right?
The left side is coloured yellow for Neverland
Neverland was originally on the WEST side
So why do we call Neverland EAST when he is on the WEST?
I coloured the Narnia flag right?
The left side is coloured yellow for Neverland
Neverland was originally on the WEST side
So why do we call Neverland EAST when he is on the WEST?
on March 14, 2017
South: *texts me that the dentist made her cry*
Me: *questioning, and goes on Qfeast*
Souths post: I'm at the orthodontist now and my teeth feel free because they took my wire off
Me: Oka~y?
Souths post: OMFS THAT FELT LIKE FÜCKING TORTURE
Me: *giggling because she at first was happy that her teeth felt free but then was stabbed in the back minutes later*
Me: *questioning, and goes on Qfeast*
Souths post: I'm at the orthodontist now and my teeth feel free because they took my wire off
Me: Oka~y?
Souths post: OMFS THAT FELT LIKE FÜCKING TORTURE
Me: *giggling because she at first was happy that her teeth felt free but then was stabbed in the back minutes later*
on March 14, 2017
Why is being called a girl an insult?
"Don't be such a girl!"
And some insult words are female?
Bitch: Female dog
Cow: Female
Chicken: Female
You don't hear people say "You bull!" or "You roster!" See More
I just don't get it
I was thinking about this on the bus XD
"Don't be such a girl!"
And some insult words are female?
Bitch: Female dog
Cow: Female
Chicken: Female
You don't hear people say "You bull!" or "You roster!" See More
I just don't get it
I was thinking about this on the bus XD
on March 14, 2017
Person: Don't you have homework?
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44L7h4l4OpU
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44L7h4l4OpU
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on March 14, 2017
my hands are so cold they're stiffing up
I'm still in my room
My room is just as cold as outside
*thumbs up*
I'm still in my room
My room is just as cold as outside
*thumbs up*
on March 14, 2017
I hate it when school punish students when they come in late for sleeping in
It's not their fault
Like, come on, if I ever fell asleep and I woke up late and went to school but they called me out for it. I'd argue back.
Come on man half of the students at my school are so over worked that they only sleep for an hour or so and a quarter has insomnia or something so calm your tits school
It's not their fault
Like, come on, if I ever fell asleep and I woke up late and went to school but they called me out for it. I'd argue back.
Come on man half of the students at my school are so over worked that they only sleep for an hour or so and a quarter has insomnia or something so calm your tits school
on March 14, 2017
I'm tired and cold and I have to pee but I don't want to get out of bed because my blanket is slightly warm
on March 14, 2017
I'll make you pasta
I'll try not to kill you with food poisoning
You, me, McDonalds
You're awesome and I'm awesome so together, I'll be more awesome then you but you're still awesome
I'll try not to kill you with food poisoning
You, me, McDonalds
You're awesome and I'm awesome so together, I'll be more awesome then you but you're still awesome
on March 14, 2017
Tomatoes are red
Because of the rain
I'll be Romano
You be my Spain
Because of the rain
I'll be Romano
You be my Spain
on March 14, 2017