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Lets be honest:
Most of every person has drank alcohol before they were the legal age
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milfs
I had a rum-filled chocolate once-
Does that count?
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kyletheconjurer
Yup
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South: So what'd you do today?
North: I found an arm
South: *looks up* like...an arm?
North: Yeah an arm arm, the cops came and everything
South: Dude wtf
North: I poked it with a stick
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I'm only six minutes into Night In The Woods and I already love it
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If I had a mouse I so would draw online but no
I don't have a mouse
I have a keyboard mouse
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*head explodes*
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One day I'll make it
One day I'll see the Northern Lights
One day I'll look at the moon in France
One day I'll see the sun rise in Japan
One day I'll see the sun set in China
One day I'll be riding a gondola in Italy
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The intro to O!RUL8,2? Gives me inspiration to actually do something with my life and have no regrets.
It makes me want to do things that I was too scared to do
It makes me feel like I can actually do shit with my life
....then I realize that I'm a fifteen year old who is still in high school, works almost every weekend, works around the house, and does homework until nine at night while shitposting to make sure that people know that I live
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I still didn't do my work *thumbs up*
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Okay, btw:
"Snow white" teeth isn't healthy
Healthy teeth are a slight yellow colour but still slightly white too
Not pitch white
Pitch white teeth are probably stained to be that way or bleached for TV shows and movies and shit
Just saying
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My real goals:
Travel the world
Save at least one persons life
TRAVEL THE WORLD
Become an actual artist
Start up a manga/anime
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simple_sheep
*turns into emo*
*cries*
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SmolRaccoons
*turns into chibi, grabs plastic knife, and stabs your ankles*
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simple_sheep
Imma stab bitches
Ninja style mofos
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SmolRaccoons
Yes Imma snipe bitches
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simple_sheep
Should we be the assassin type of Mafia dudes cause I don't feel like selling drugs
Too much work/time
Plus I've seen Scarface
That didn't end well for him
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I sleep with a rusty meat hook like a stuffed animal
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simple_sheep
Sometimes
But you feel safe cause if some fruker comes in my room I get TO BASH THEIR FACE IN CAUSE MY MEAT HOOK IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME
LET'S GO *SMASHES FACE INTO WALL*
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villainous_Hero
doesn't that hurt ?
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simple_sheep
Basically
If someone breaks into my room
I break their face
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Orange.Soda
"Ok, my rusty meat hook has a blanket, pillow... WAIT! IT NEEDS CUDDLES!"
She hugged the meat hook close to her and started to fall asleep.
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My multi-fandom OC:
Alex
She can literally form into any fandom
Oh she needs to be in Soul Eater? BOOM! She's a weapon, that weapon a throwing knives
Oh she needs to be in Death Note? BOOM! She's a part of the Mafia and works with Mello
Oh she needs to be in Hetalia? BOOM! Northern Narnia
Oh she needs to be in an animal world? BOOM! She's a Canadian Marble Fox See More
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Okay I looked at the math and this isn't what she taught us
Not that she tried to teach us anything
But literally this isn't anything we've learned throughout the year
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I should probably start doing my homework
*looks at sketchbook*
But it looks so sad and lonely
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Okay so I have:
40 math problems for homework that I didn't do
A HUGE ass essay in English that I didn't start on that's due on Wednesday
And no fruks to give
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My phone was on silent and I got four missed calls
Whoops
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You need fashion advice?
I'm right here
You need beauty tips like hair and skin care?
I'm right here
You need language lessons?
I'm right here
You need art advice? See More
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simple_sheep
Heheheh
What kind of advice?
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kyletheconjurer
I need advice on how to fashion
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simple_sheep
Well that's not advice
I only give advice and tips and lessons
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I know so many beauty tips and I know so many things about fashion that I'm damn sure that I'd get along great with Flavio
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North: *sends pic of a hot dude* ISN'T HE HOT?!
Person: I don't like dudes
North: *being the pansexual piece of shit she is* Oh I got chu *sends a pic of a hot chick* ISN'T SHE HOT?!
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