simple_sheep - Page 154

North: Man I have nothing to read
South: Read Prussia's journals
*four years later*
North: *returns to the castle* Okay done
South: wtf North

Watching your friend slowly leave a fandom you both loved together
https://31.media.tumblr.com/d93ddbbc584b8be454989d7314f38483/tumblr_inline_mz3ssmGclP1rabh68.gif

Me: *opens Hetalia fanfic*
America: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HI EVERYBODY THE HERO IS HERE
England: America u bloody wanker git bloody git
Prussia: let me seize your VITAL REGIONS with my AWESOME
Italy: Doitsu ve~ Doitsu ve~
Japan: Ohiyo desu sama ur all bakas moe chan
Germany: was ist das italy shut up bratwurst See More
Spain: tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato
Romano: chigi dont touch me espana I f.uckin hate u chIGI TOMATO
Russia: become one with me da da da
France: amour mon ami qu'est-ce que c'est je t'aime angleterre
China: aru aru aru aru aru aru aru
Me: *closes Hetalia fanfic*

OMFA I HAVE LITERATURE HOMEWORK AND I HAVE TO MAKE FRAGMENTED SENTENCES INTO ACTUAL SENTENCES AND ONE OF THE SENTENCES ARE:
FRANCES AND JAMES, LOST IN THE FOREST
N E N E P A P A

I has a dream and you changed my profile picture to Prussia and I got really sad because then the dare was broken and I didn't talk to you for a month

North: I'm going to eat everything
Me: I'm going to eat everything

North: I fokin love bread
Me: I fokin love bread

North: GLITTER
Me: GLITTER

North: Can I die? See More
Me: Can I die?

You see the resemblance?

HORY BARRS I ATE POTATOES FOR DINNER AND DIS SHIT WAS GOOD SHIT

Teacher: Alright class now turn y-....Skylar! No cooking in class!
South: *stops mixing cake batter and slowly looked up*......no *starts mixing the batter again*
Teacher: *facepalms*.....Sam! Stop talking!
Neverland: *looks away from Sealand*.....no *starts talking again*
Teacher: Jesus Christ what's nex- Alex! Where did you get the easel and paint from! Put that away!
North: *looks away from her canvas*.....no *starts painting again*
Teacher:....*throws papers* I quit

Ugh can't I just time skip school and get to my world traveling?
Or ice skating?
Or manga art?
That'd be great

I wanna draw
I wanna sleep
I wanna watch DomPlays
I wanna relax
I don't want to carry a 20-25 pound bag on my shoulder for 8 hours
I don't want to get a shit ton of homework
I don't want that math test See More
I don't want to recite the opening of Romeo and Juliet

I don't wanna go to helllll
I just wanna sleep

Brea was here again.
I like the bby's profile. :0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DICqpR59f2k
i dare you to take this challenge

Y'all bitches better like that damn joke cause I worked my ass off on it

Austria was Hungary so he went downstairs to get some Turkey, he pulled out the pan but it was covered in Greece. He put Japan back in the cabinet. There was Norway he could eat that, and started Czech'ing the fridge. He looked for his Chile, but found it to be missing, and called his friend, who only said, "Should have Denmarked your name on it." He was Finnished with looking in the fridge and was Russian outside. He was France-ing around, thinking he could get some Chile from See More the new restaurant. When he ran into a Poland Spained his ankle, he went to the doctor who asked "How did you do this?" Austria explained that "Iran outside, and hurt my ankle." The doctor nodded and said "Okay, just don't put any Prussia on it." Austria narrowed his eyes at the pun, the doctor noticed and said "Sorry, I was China be funny."

Texas is banned from Narnia

The worst part about wanting to talk about your hopes and dreams is that no one listens nor cares
If I did talk about them then one of these would happen:
1) I get interrupted the whole time and it makes me stop talking about it and I will probably never talk about it with you again cause you made me feel like you don't care
2) They don't listen and when I find out I never talk to them about it again cause I still feel like you don't care
3) They forget about it and ask again, See More which again, makes me not talk to you about it
4) They leave the conversation and when they get back I no longer want to talk about it
5) They turn it around and the conversation all about them
6) "Oh that's never going to happen because *random thing about why it's never going to happen and it makes sense to me*" so then that crushes my hopes and dreams cause yoU JUST TOLD ME THEY WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

North: *after a long list of sadistic shit* and biting, scratching, and yeah
South: *twitches her eye*...any...other kinks....?
North:......being thrown out a window
South: North wtf