The most North thing you can do:
Be outside in the snow wearing nothing but a bikini, have a huge tub of glitter, dump it around you, eat bread as you make a glitter/snow angel, accidentally eat glitter with the bread, sneeze out the glitter, eat more bread, regret your life, go back inside, regret your life more because you're out of bread and your body is freezing
Then fruking die
Be outside in the snow wearing nothing but a bikini, have a huge tub of glitter, dump it around you, eat bread as you make a glitter/snow angel, accidentally eat glitter with the bread, sneeze out the glitter, eat more bread, regret your life, go back inside, regret your life more because you're out of bread and your body is freezing
Then fruking die
on June 05, 2017
If North were on the Titanic, she'd either be one of the lower class, or one of the musicians
Either way, she'll end up dying
Either way, she'll end up dying
on June 05, 2017
I'm going to sleepover at my ex-girlfriends house tomorrow
I'm going to her house at 10:30 in the morning
This is going to be awkward
I'm going to her house at 10:30 in the morning
This is going to be awkward
on June 05, 2017
A N D I I I I I I I I I I W I L L A L L L L L W A Y S L O O O O O O O O O O O V V V V V V V V E E E E E Y O U
You could die tomorrow, you could die in your sleep. So, I said hopefully. As in hopefully you won't die for a long time.
on June 05, 2017
on June 05, 2017
I just had someone comment on I'm Coming Home on Watt.pad and it was the greatest thing because no one ever comments on my shit
on June 05, 2017
on June 05, 2017
What country do you ship me with?
on June 05, 2017
Imma go eat a cup of ice cream because I'm a fatass that likes ice cream
on June 05, 2017
My stomach is in so much paaaain
I hate being a girl sometimes
I hate being a girl sometimes
on June 05, 2017
I really hate those people that boast "oh I'm going to /insert country/ oh its going to be so fun" and they kept on fruking boasting about it and they shove it in everyone's face
on June 05, 2017
on June 05, 2017
I THOUGHT AMERICA HAD A LOT OF STRIPES ON HIS FLAG
BUT NO
http://www.flags.net/images/largeflags/SEBO0001.GIF
LOOK AT SEBORGA'S SHIT
BUT NO
http://www.flags.net/images/largeflags/SEBO0001.GIF
LOOK AT SEBORGA'S SHIT
on June 04, 2017
When I have to pee:
Show: 50 minutes
Commercial: 5 minutes
When I don't have to pee:
Show: 5 minutes
Commercial: 50 minutes
Show: 50 minutes
Commercial: 5 minutes
When I don't have to pee:
Show: 5 minutes
Commercial: 50 minutes
on June 04, 2017
I made Finland and the UK
Hory barrs the UK took forever
Fruking Union Jack
Hory barrs the UK took forever
Fruking Union Jack
on June 04, 2017
on June 04, 2017