Do you know the answer to these jokes?

These are jokes my dad told me and I came up with. Some of them are obious

published on December 03, 201617 responses 4 5.0★ / 5

Once two guys walked into a bar. Then what happened?

The third guy ducked!
They drank?
The third guy didn't want to get drunk
They said a REAL joke
Me: oy!

What has 11 eyes 14 feet and is green?
What?

Slime
Nothing, it's just a joke
I don't know either... But whatever it is.... It's crawling up your back!
A bug

Why can't I trust cats?

Cuz.they suck
They aren't purrfect
They're always lion

Who is the fastest ruler?

The fastest ruler
Montazooma
Hitler
Nepoleon

Why would a horse shiver?

Because they're colt
They forgot to put on a jacket
They didn't work
Neigh

How would we say no if we were horses? (If humans turned into horses)

Neigh!
No
Hoses can't talk