How well do you know Glee quotes?

Are you a gleek or are you simply lying to yourself? Find out with this quiz!

published on April 20, 201437 responses 1

"Oh please. You have weird puffy pyramid nipples. They look like they're filled with custard. You could dust them with powdered sugar and serve them as some sort of dessert." Who?

Kurt
Blaine
Brittany
Santana
Rachel

"That's sweet. You remember the masculine click of my designer boots." Who said it?

Jesse
Mercedes
Kurt
Blaine
Will

"I thought you hated the holidays." "No, I just hate you." Who?

Select the two correct answers
Sue
Will
Coach Beiste

"Your face tastes awesome." Who said it?

"Santana told me to never speak alone with you because you'd steal all of my gold." Who?

"I'm not making out with you because I'm in love with you. I'm making out with you because Puck's been in the slammer for 24 hours and I'm like a lizard: if I don't have something warm beneath me I can't digest my food." Who?

"...define what you mean by neglected?" "I mean someone whose brilliance isn't appreciated." "Oh, so you mean...me." Which two people said this?

Select the two correct answers
Will
Emma
Sue
Rachel
Tina
Mike

"They must have sensed I'm a lesbian. Do I smell like a golf course?" Who?

Brittany
Rachel
Tina
Sue
Santana

"I don’t know. I’ve never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?" Who dun said it?

Puck
Lauren
Finn
Coach Beiste
Sam

"Oh William, I wouldn't dare lean on you—so much grease in your hair I'd probably slide right off." Who said this?

Brittany
Santana
Terri
Sue
Emma

"I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show, and a fragrance. It'll be called "Zizes," and the slogan will be, "You just got Zized." Who?

Lauren
Sue
Kurt
Finn
Rachel

"The only straight I am's a straight up bitc*." Who said?

"I'd like your feedback as to whether I was brilliant or simply outstanding." Who?

Mercedes
Santana
Rachel
Quinn
Kurt

"Well, well. If it isn't Tweedledum and Tweedle Fake Boobs." Who said?

Tina
Quinn
Finn
Sue
Santana

"Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. " Who?

Santana
Finn
Brittany
Puck
Sam

I have to go get my cross trainers. You want to know why? I am going to be doing some runs. Who say it?

"I just had a relationship with a guy who turned out to be gay. That is songwriting gold." Who said?

"Do you believe in that thing called karma? Can you explain it to me?" Who said this?