Could You Treat Derpy Well?

Could You Treat Derpy Well?

Everyone knows about Derpy if they followed me, but do you know how to TREAT her? Also, CONGRATS! You read the description! So here's the answer to question number four: I'll be your friend... Also 1 correct means STAY AWAY FROM HER! two correct means I don't think you should talk to her a lot... Three correct means You got a shot to be her friend who treats her fine enough. Four correct means You're a nice person, and you will be a good friend! Five correct means YOU ARE AWESOME! Six is YOU'RE ON FIRE!! Wait... AHHH! You're burning! Well, she's now a very good friend of yours. In fact, maybe you could be BEST FRIENDS? (or maybe more depending on gender~ <3)

published on July 29, 2013136 responses 13 5.0★ / 5

You walk up to a grey mare... she has very weird eyes that are the color of golden sunlight. What do you do?

You walk up to a grey mare... she has very weird eyes that are the color of golden sunlight. What do you do?
stare at her... one of her eyes are looking at you funny
JUST.WALK.AWAY...(she follows)
ignore it. She obviously doesn't want to talk about it.
say "WHATS WITH YOUR EYES?!"(she ignores your question and covers her eye with her hair)

ITS GETTING VERY AKWARD... WHAT DO?!

ITS GETTING VERY AKWARD... WHAT DO?!
stare
introduce yourself
"EYES..."

She starts talking. "Hiya there! I'm Ditzy Doo! But you can call me Derpy if you want."

She starts talking. "Hiya there! I'm Ditzy Doo! But you can call me Derpy if you want."
say "Your eyes..." (she ignores).
say "Hello there."
just stare (it gets akward).
wait for her to continue but look at her weirdly and think 'wow, this mare is CREEPY!'.

She asks "You okay? You look like you'd seen a ghost!" You say one of the following (one of your answers):

She asks "You okay? You look like you'd seen a ghost!" You say one of the following (one of your answers):
Select the two correct answers
"It's nothing... it's just your eyes are so beautiful and colorful!" (she smiles). Me: YES... I DO THINK HER EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND COLORFUL!
"It's nothing! *says so you sound like a HUGE liar*"(she just rolls her eyes).
"Has anypony ever told you the meaning of: 'Don't Say Things If You Have Nothing Nice To Say'?" you say it so meanly but she fights back tears and gives a fake smile. Me: ... *mumbles* Wow, you need manners.
"Ugh, TAKE A HINT YOU DUMMY!" (she is so shocked but gives a weak fake smile and cries a little bit). Me: YOU BASTARD! *grabs knife* I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!
"It's nothing that's a problem! It's just something so beautiful it's SHOCKING!" (she is smiling).
ignore her and wait for her to continue with a fake smile on your face but on the inside thinking 'TAKE A HINT!' Me: you useless bastard! I'll kill you!

Ditzy (or Derpy) quickly snaps. "EVERYONE THINKS I'M A RETARDED PONY WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! I ONLY HAVE THREE FRIENDS! Rainbow Dash, Doctor Whooves, and Raindrops! No one cares anymore!"

Ditzy (or Derpy) quickly snaps. "EVERYONE THINKS I'M A RETARDED PONY WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! I ONLY HAVE THREE FRIENDS! Rainbow Dash, Doctor Whooves, and Raindrops! No one cares anymore!"

(If you chose an answer not even close to the real one, she flies away into the distance, crying. But if you chose something that was at least close,this is what happens) Ditzy hugs you. "Thank you."

WELL,THATS THE END OF THE STORY BYE!

(If you chose an answer not even close to the real one, she flies away into the distance, crying. But if you chose something that was at least close,this is what happens) Ditzy hugs you. "Thank you."

WELL,THATS THE END OF THE STORY BYE!
You said the right answer and you're now friends.
You said the answer that left her flying into the distance... you're feeling VERY guilty.