The Ultimate Classic Bad Fanfiction Quiz

A trivia about badfic written within the last ten or so years, and those that wrote it.

published on June 02, 2010101 responses 2 3.3★ / 5

Which of these fics has the most misleading title?

Data Goes Ballistic
Chocobo Nights
Cloud Mows the Lawn
Wesley Crushers Missing Nuts

Which fic is set in 'The Matrix' fandom?

A Tango with an Agent
Atlanta Nights
The Perils of Agent Scully
Dawn gets Dirty

The Nick Bent series was written by whom?

Cannonball
PRED
Superjizz
Dark Ranger

Which of the following stories contains 'Half-Trapezoid women'?

Picards' Illumination
Star Trek DS9s Interdimentional Wet T-Shirt Contest
A Betazoid Ceremony
Star Trek The Next Fornication

Which of these fics makes Lavender a most memorable colour?

Celebrian
legolas by laura
Cori Falls
The Eye of Argon

Which of the following quotes IS NOT found in Tara Gilespies "My Immortal"?

Why did you do such a thing you mediocre dunces?
What the hell are you doing..... you motherfuckers?
how can people put baby in the woodsand to die
he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time

Which original character is not a Mary Sue?

Marissa Picard
Quim
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Jenna Silverblade

In "Star Trek DS9s Interdimentional Wet T-Shirt Contest", how many titgasms does Janeway have?

1
2
3
4

How does Link's Queen differ from your average Suethor?

CAPS LOCK abuse
Intolerance of criticism
Her fic was the novelization of her lucid dreams
Run-on sentences

Which of the following games has had pornfic written for it

Select the three correct answers
Minesweeper
Tetris
Pacman
None of the Above

Which of the following fics contains graphic torture?

Harry Potter and the Vagina of Wonders
The Interrogation of Leia
A Saria Story
Chocobo Nights

In "Harry Potter and the Vagina of Wonders" who does the mystery vagina belong to?

Hermione
Snape
Luna
Dumbledore

How does "Agony in Pink" end?

Kimberley develops Stockholm syndrome
Kimberley is rescued
Kimberley dies
Kimberley becomes a psychopath

In which fic would you find a 'baby whaped in colth'

legolas by laura
My Immortal
My Inner Life
Bits of Game Information

Which fic features a 13 year old hermaphrodite and his pet cat?

Beauty and the Beast - The Sexy Version
Artemis' Lover
Rose Potter
Dawn gets Dirty

In Hans von Hozels story "Titanic", the ship sank because....?

The Iceberg danubed at it
Cannons were lobbed at it
The iceberg chased it and jumped on top of it
Piranha fish ate its hull

Tick the boxes which correspond to a characteristic of Rose Potter

Select the four correct answers
Nudist
Druid
Ju-Do champion
Ninja
Karate Kid
Mary Sue

Which of the following is true about "My Immortal"?

Select the four correct answers
Ron is called Diabolo
Hermione is re-sorted into Hufflepuff
Masturbating is mis-spelled as a totally different word... masticating
Darth Vader makes a random appearence
The world consists of 'Goffs' and 'Preps'
Voldemort is spelled correctly throughout

What made the fic 'wwww.ThisWay.Comms' a particularly uncomfortable read?

Select the two correct answers
Underage content
Tentacle Rape
Forced Impregnation
MPreg

Which of the following is not a fanfic, but an Original Fic

Roger and the Lesbian Elves
The Precipe of Love
Loving in a Canadian Way
My Inner Life

"Dawn gets Dirty" Is appropriately titled because....?

Dawn has an orgy with 20 guys
Dawn engages in scat-play with Willow
Dawn clears out a dusty old attack with Buffy and Spike
Dawn partakes in a nude mud-wrestling match

"Atlanta Nights" contains no Chapter...?

11
12
13
14

Which quote DOES NOT appear in the Authors Notes of "My Inner Life"?

I NEVER physically hurt ANYONE with this story
U SUK! FUK U!
It is not my fault if this upsets you since you knew from the gecko what it contained
ANY REVIEWS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THE ABOUVE GUIDLINES WILL BE DELETED IMMEDIATELY

In "legolas by laura" where is the castle that laura is taken to after she is rescued?

Mondor
The Woodsand
Rivendale
Milkwood

Which famous badfic author has published two books containing historical fanfiction?

Peter Chimaera
Hans von Hozel
Andrew Troy Keller
Tara Gilespie

In "Star Trek The Next Fornication", which character sets up spy-cams around the Enterprise?

William Riker
Wesley Crusher
Data
Worf

"The Precipe of Love" is set in...?

A Gymnasium
A Theme Park
A High School
A Shopping Mall

Which of the following stories were NOT a part of "Analiyah jakota/7 tru luv webpage"

Sesca the hoare
Rush Ower
A Pregnant Lady in a Turbolift
Tuvak gets PondFar

In "Data Goes Ballistic", which character is the third to be sexually assaulted and murdered?

Beverley Crusher
Tasha Yar
Jean-Luc Picard
Maddox

Which story IS NOT by Hans von Hozel?

Pikachus Umbrella
Danube to the Island
Ninja Turtles
A Tango with an Agent
The Bible