Can you tell me a really good joke?

Tell me a random joke you know. I'm trying to think of jokes but can't. HELP

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pasghetti
"i sold my car for gas money"
on January 15
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mildly.annoyedpringle
my social life
on January 15
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I4pegasisters
You should go to PetSmart, and buy some birdseed. Then you need to go up to the person at the counter, and ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.
on January 18
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King_of_Derps
on January 15
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sadlonelykitsune
What would you get if you cross with a hen and a shark...?
Chicken of the sea!
Why didn't the skeleton mammoth cross the road...?
Because he has no guts!
Why did the parents barry the remote?
Because the batteries are dead!
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sadlonelykitsune
One day the crowd said, "oh hey look, it's a bird! It's a plane!" And then the alien said, "Nope, it's just a guy falling from the sky..."
One day the bad guy was chased by cops...suddenly he stops and he says, "Hey look! It's a flying pony, pooping rainbow in the sky!"
The cops look at the bad guy weirdly and said, "What's so punny about a flying pony?!"
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hansedak000
I saw this at school and it made me laugh


Why do French only eat snails?

They don’t like fast food
on April 09
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kazzanne2004
when did henry viii die?


just before they buried him
on March 01
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