Which H2G2 Character Are You?

Which H2G2 Character Are You?

Which Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Character Are You? You could be Ford, Arthur, Zaphod, Trillian, or Marvin.

published on February 21, 201514 responses 2 5.0★ / 5

How many heads do you have?

One
Two
Too many.

Are you depressed?

Yes.
No.

Are you a robot?

No.
Yes.
What?

What are you most likely to say?

Oh God. I'm so depressed.
Could someone please tell me what is going on?
I'll just have one more drink...
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot
now!
So much for the laws of physics.

Were do you come from?

Earth
Betelgeuse
I'm too depressed to care

What would you rather be?

A researcher for the guide
President of the galaxy
A reporter
I have a brain the size of a planet. I don't want to "be" anything.
Er... I'm too confused to think at the moment...