Find out which ace attorney character you are!1!1!1!

Find out which ace attorney character you are!1!1!1!

hey fuccos, welcome to my sweet ace attorney quiz!1! by the end of this you will want to drink bleach, but ill be worth it.. bleach doesn't have lots of calories anyways. will you be a hot little binch like trucy, or sleek and sexy like edgeworth? we will see.

published on July 0130 responses 1

someone tells you that stripping in the courtroom is now illegal! what do you do?

someone tells you that stripping in the courtroom is now illegal! what do you do?
go against the law!! haha losers ##rekt ##ur seeing my dick in court
are you kidding me? *sighs* i guess i'll have to find a different place to have sex.
um,, alright?? i mean, its not like i strip in court. haha, no, never,,,,
well, i guess i'll have to throw out the g-string i bought a couple days ago.
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT??? I'm about to sling myself across the witness stand.
why tf wasn't that illegal already???
so this is whats been going down in court this entire time........
I've never even been in court before..
haha!! thats okay!!! i've got other places to strip. ;))))
id be calm af lol wtf is stripping

the witness ur questioning tells you to shut the fucc up after you asked them a question. what do you do?

the witness ur questioning tells you to shut the fucc up after you asked them a question. what do you do?
wtf what a rude little ass!!!!!!!!!!
disgusting. thats just disgusting.
ur honor, I'm ready to drop kick this bitch right into the prosecution bench
tbh id probably kill them afterwards
i give them the middle finger and repeat the question again.
hOW DARE YOU??? IN MY COURT??? YOU SHANT NOT SWEAR AGAIN
lol id call them a nerd
well thats rude, i'd probably go punch them in the ass cheeks
id do a sassy hair flip and call them a bitch
lol u rat

whats ur favourite scented marker?

whats ur favourite scented marker?
cotton candy
blueberry
cinnamon
orange
cherry
i hate scented markets. they're disgusting
liquorice
grape
lemon
all of them, i could never pick just one

what tf do you do when you present evidence and the judge gives you a penalty?

what tf do you do when you present evidence and the judge gives you a penalty?
what the hell is evidence
i cry myself to sleep
i tell myself to stop being a little bitch and find the right evidence,, its here somewhere
i ask for the trail to be extended another day because I'm a little hoe like that
idk i just keep presenting all my evidence until i get the right answer
i tell the judge to smarten up because i've obviously got the right evidence
lol whats evidence??? i can win a trial just by flashing the judge my hot ass.
i never pick the wrong evidence, nor do i get penalties
i'll quietly note to myself that i will be suffocating the judge after court is over
i'll whip the evidence at the judge. how dare he say that I'm wrong!

when faced with a crime scene to search for evidence, where do you check first?

when faced with a crime scene to search for evidence, where do you check first?
i look at everything so i can listen to the aimless rambling about the pointless stuff thats just there to stall you!
idk i look at the stuff that seems important
i whistle to myself so i can piss off all the police officers while bending down to show them my ass at the same time
my personal bitches get the evidence for me
i fabricate my own evidence, bitches
the hell is a crime scene??
everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I WILL NOT LEAVE THIS DAMN ROOM UNTIL IVE LOOKED IN EVERY CORNER
i don't check. at all. like i take a quick glance and bam, I've got a picture of it in my head.
crime scenes aren't important, looking like a snazzy mofo is more important to me
i look at the body. thats all.

what do you do after you've just won a trial???

what do you do after you've just won a trial???
these idiots don't know i just made up a bunch of bullshit to get through this
i go to eat at some really shitty buffet
i make fun of whoever lost because they suck ass
i preach myself because I'm so great
idk i just chill back @ my house
I never win trials :(((((
oh hells yeah, i look so cool rn
I go out for like 10000 drinks
i cry myself to sleep (again)
i dab, of course

whats ur favourite type of juice?

whats ur favourite type of juice?
apple juice
orange juice
sorry beer is better
i literally hate juice so much ew
i like kool aid B)
grape juice ftw
i'd rather drink semen, thanks
mango juice
tbh i like fruit punch
pineapple juice

someone slaps you in the ass and says you fabricated evidence to win a trial!!!! what do you do????

someone slaps you in the ass and says you fabricated evidence to win a trial!!!! what do you do????
i slap them on the ass in return
don't touch my hot buns like that >:((((
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F--F-F-FABRICATING EVIDENCE?? IN MY COURT??? IM DISGUSTED. THERE IS PURE DISGUST ON MY FACE
ohohoho you want to have sex w me don't you???/
i'd admit to fabricating it B)) haha losers at least i won the trial
sorry I'm still too busy relishing in the fact that i won a trial
iM UNDERAGE!!!!! GTFO AWAY FROM ME IM DISGUSTED AND IM CALLING DADDY :(((
id moan like the little bitch i am, but id deny fabricating the evidence
hah what else is new?? I'm always fabricating evidence
lol sorry wtf is evidence again???

pick ur favourite theme from the apollo justice soundtrack (yeah haha sorry nerds it has the best soundtrack fight me)

pick ur favourite theme from the apollo justice soundtrack (yeah haha sorry nerds it has the best soundtrack fight me)
Trial - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuLLgpnY-tA
Investigation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsIJXX2MBw
Courtroom lobby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRa55IBeLu4
Telling the truth - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q582qWn7bok
The guitars serenade - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2vWjSFdp0
Lamiroir - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv06B1uHYfw
Eccentric - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlaLFq9vqEw
I H8 THE APOLLO JUSTICE SOUNDTRACK GET IT AWAY I FEEL LIKE IM BURNI NG IN A VAT OF ACID YOU NASTY SHIT
Misham Studio - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjfZdSpubgc
Tragicomic Interview - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZ_pX0rK1M

whats ur fave type of chocolate??/

aero bars
twix
tbh anything is good in my opinion
i prefer skittles tbh
reeses peanut butter cups
ew i hate chocolate i prefer sour patch kids
mars bars
i fuccing love snickers
maltesers
kit kats