Did you fart?

Did you fart?

Sometimes, it's hard to tell. But with this quiz, it can make things a little easier. I asked multiple sources around the globe such as Albert Einstein, Ben Shapiro, and of course, God himself, to really break things down and figure out: Did you fart? Don't worry, you'll come to terms with the results soon. It will all be alright. (Side effects of this quiz may include: nausea, vomiting, new or worsening depression, rectal bleeding, or death. Talk to your doctor if you have any questions regarding whether or not this quiz is for you. Do not take this quiz if you are pregnant or are planning to become pregnant. "Did you fart?" and its company will not be responsible for any symptoms you may experience from taking it.)

published on June 06, 202223 responses 3
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Where, exactly, were you when the incident happened? Think carefully. These answers need to be as accurate as possible.

Where, exactly, were you when the incident happened? Think carefully. These answers need to be as accurate as possible.
I was at home, but I was alone.
I was at home, but there were others in the room.
I was in my own restroom, at my home.
I was in a public restroom.
I was in a public space, but in an area where nobody could see me.
I was in a public space, with others around me that could visibly see and hear me.
2/7

What did it feel like?

What did it feel like?
I didn't feel anything at all!
It felt like a bit of wind. A tiny gust of air. Out of my bumhole.
Oh, it was huge. It was as if the gates of Hell opened themselves and let the demons into the world.
It felt slow, almost, and my pants felt wet afterwards.
3/7

Was there any type of sound?

Was there any type of sound?
Maybe? I wasn't paying attention.
Just a little bit. Like a teensy tiny train, going toot toot!
Oh for sure. It was an entire volcano erupting in my pants.
Nope, no sound at all.
No sound, but I definitely felt something.
4/7

Be honest with me: Did you fart?

Be honest with me: Did you fart?
I DON'T KNOW!!! THAT'S WHY I'M TAKING THIS QUIZ.
NO!!!
Oh for sure.
I don't think I did.
Bro... It was more than a fart.
5/7

Are you afraid of farting in public?

Are you afraid of farting in public?
Absolutely not.
Unfortunately, yes!
So scared, sometimes just the thought of it makes me poot!!
NO SHAME
6/7

What kinds of food have you eaten today?

What kinds of food have you eaten today?
Lots and lots of it...
I actually haven't eaten today!
Pretty healthy foods!
Unhealthy foods :(
BEANS
7/7

At this point, do you smell anything?

At this point, do you smell anything?
I don't smell anything in particular.
I do! It smells like farts in here! But it wasn't me...
Yep! Very smelly >_<
The smell in this room is so rancid it's a wonder I'm even alive right now