If you were a famous marketing ploy, what would you be?

Find out which famous marketing ploy suits your personality the best! Brought to you be the Lenz weekly internal Newzletter, by Maya and Claire.

published on June 10, 20143 responses 0

#DBF2014 time! Pick a book to read:

The Blessing of a Skinned Knee by Wendy Mogel
The Stranger by Albert Camus
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
On The Road by Jack Kerouac
It by Alexa Chung

Biggest pet peeve?

When humans live as prisoners and refuse to accept the burden of being Free
“I’m not a feminist, but…”
Those rising gasoline prices
Knockoffs
Gossiping!
when people just won’t chill out, man

What is the enemy?

J Brand skinny jeans
Whoever you make it
Mean people
The Patriarchy
100-Calorie snack packs

Who is your favorite poet?

Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg
Søren Kierkegaard
Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolf, Anne Sexton
Iggy Azalea
T.S. Eliot
A.E. Housman

Why are you crying?

That’s my kid. Look at him.
DVF is discontinuing the wrap dress
Existential crisis
The unfair representation of females in the media
I’m not crying
Allergies

Which is your theme song?

Float On- Modest Mouse
In My Life- The Beatles
Teen Idle- Marina and the Diamonds
The Times They Are A Changin'- Bob Dylan
Anything by Taylor Swift!!!
National Anthem- Lana Del Rey

What do you get at Starbucks?

House Brew
Caramel machiatto, sugar free caramel, fat free milk
Why does this matter
Caramel Frappuccino
Starbucks is a corporation and I don’t support it
idk man

You’re at Phipps. Where do you go first?

tapas at Twist
Lilly, Kate Spade, Starbucks
Intermix, Jeffrey
Wherever the kids want!
Agent Provacateur to complain about the oversexualization of women in their
ads
...first I must face the Absurd.

Time for a vacation! Pick the best vacation spot:

The dark recesses of my own mind
Beach with my family
Laid-back road trip with good music, good friends, and good food
Milan
Anywhere on 30A with my best friends

What are interns for?

Doing important work and learning about Lenz
Doing work nobody else wants to do
Life is meaningless
Helping out and having some fun!
Getting more females into the workforce to eliminate the gender income gap
Doing work nobody else wants to do, but hey, it’s about moving up on the job
ladder, so it’s cool man