Which Shakespeare Archetype Are You?

Which Shakespeare Archetype Are You?

Answer the best choice that applies to you in each of the following sticky situations to determine which archetype in Shakespeare's comedy, A Midsummer Night's Dream, is the closest to your answers. (And be honest!)

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The big math test is today! You can't wait to see your big beautiful A+ written in the corner of your paper. You sit down in your usual seat, next to Will, the dumbest kid in your class... and he knows you are smart. As soon as the teacher passes out the test, you notice Will's wandering eyes settle onto YOUR sheet. What do you do?

The big math test is today! You can't wait to see your big beautiful A+ written in the corner of your paper. You sit down in your usual seat, next to Will, the dumbest kid in your class... and he knows you are smart. As soon as the teacher passes out the test, you notice Will's wandering eyes settle onto YOUR sheet. What do you do?
Oh! He must be staring at my new pencil with shark designs on it.
Pretend like you don't notice, but purposely write down some wrong answers and then snitch on Will after the the
period ends.
Threaten Will immediately by saying if he doesn't look at his own work you will tell the teacher.
Let him copy your work. Will clearly needs help and must admire you, after all.
Yell as loudly as possible; "Will is cheating!"
Angrily tell Will that you already have a boyfriend and that you're not interested in him.
Kick him as hard as possible from under the table.
Tell Will that if you let him copy your answers, he would have to go out on a date with you to replace your ex.

Remmy, your diabetic friend, has invited you to the amusement park a few districts away. Her older brother also brought a friend along. All of you pile up in her car and sing lively songs on the way to the park. It took a couple hours to arrive... but it was worth it! You and Remmy had a blast screaming on the roller coasters, playing carnival games, and admiring all the delicious junk food. She had to bring her diabetes blood device on all the rides, since it would notify her if her blood sugar got too high or low, and it was also attached to her. But as soon both of you hop off a roller coaster cart after a loopy ride, Remmy's device was nowhere to be found. She begins to panic as she notices. What do you do?

Remmy, your diabetic friend, has invited you to the amusement park a few districts away. Her older brother also brought a friend along. All of you pile up in her car and sing lively songs on the way to the park. It took a couple hours to arrive... but it was worth it! You and Remmy had a blast screaming on the roller coasters, playing carnival games, and admiring all the delicious junk food. She had to bring her diabetes blood device on all the rides, since it would notify her if her blood sugar got too high or low, and it was also attached to her. But as soon both of you hop off a roller coaster cart after a loopy ride, Remmy's device was nowhere to be found. She begins to panic as she notices. What do you do?
Tell her that you both should go on another ride.
You suggest that it must have fallen out of the car during the ride, so without hesitation you sneak out into the track
and scan the ground.
Glare at her and yell, "Come on! Now we need to stop the fun for your stupid device?! You should pay more
attention!"
Ask the closest staff member if they could delay the ride so you can search the area for the device, meanwhile
calling Remmy's parents to come and bring her first aid kit with a back-up blood sugar device.
Pretend to search the area, but pranking Remmy by ditching her to try out some other cool rides.
Screaming after hearing the news. The other people in line should notice what is going on and pitch in.
Call your partner and ask them what to do.
Shrug and tell her you don't understand what to do.

Yay! The night of the school dance finally comes up. You are so excited you ask your friend to do your hair for you. But after mindlessly arriving, you look at your "sweet style" in a mirror and realize your friend totally butchered it. What do you do?

Yay! The night of the school dance finally comes up. You are so excited you ask your friend to do your hair for you. But after mindlessly arriving, you look at your "sweet style" in a mirror and realize your friend totally butchered it. What do you do?
Quickly re-do your hair in the bathroom and then run back to your friends, telling them about how quickly you fixed
it and how good it looks.
Angrily shout at anyone who makes fun of it and then leave immediately.
Burst into tears and drag your friend into the bathroom with you to fix it. They should apologize and act right away.
Inform partner about the problem ASAP!
Remind your friend that they forgot to use hair gel and then secretly give them the same look. Noting tastes better
than revenge!
What bad hairstyle...? Some people looked at me all weird...
Make a plan to steal your friend's wallet and quickly visit the hairdresser next door. "I'll look great in no time... for
free!"
Well, nothing was worse than being rejected by my date...

You happen see your crush, who also happens to be the new kid, looking lost in the middle of the hallway. The bell for second period rings. What do you do?

You happen see your crush, who also happens to be the new kid, looking lost in the middle of the hallway. The bell for second period rings. What do you do?
Quickly introduce yourself and guide them to where they wanted to go while telling them about how you just scored
3 goals in a soccer game last afternoon.
Spit at them, "Hey new kid! You need a little help there?" And then leave them stranded.
Sneak up behind them and yell "BOO" as loudly as possible, startling them.
Look at them, stammer, and then blurt out something stupid.
Invite them to ditch class with you.
Ignore them, because last time you asked your crush out you were rejected.
Daydream about becoming their date for the school dance coming up while leading them to their class.
Whine as loud as possible that you are late for class to attract their attention.

You are with your group of friends, taking a lovely stroll down the bike path on a nice sunny spring day. Like normal, your conversation turns over to gossiping about other people in your class; you make fun of Bart who picks his nose and Felicia who doesn't talk to anyone. The conversation goes on and on... until you accidentally blurt out an offensive comment about one of your friends in the group. Everyone goes quiet and glares at you, while your friend's eyes well up with tears. What do you do?

You are with your group of friends, taking a lovely stroll down the bike path on a nice sunny spring day. Like normal, your conversation turns over to gossiping about other people in your class; you make fun of Bart who picks his nose and Felicia who doesn't talk to anyone. The conversation goes on and on... until you accidentally blurt out an offensive comment about one of your friends in the group. Everyone goes quiet and glares at you, while your friend's eyes well up with tears. What do you do?
Immediately reply with, "Oh sorry, that's what my ex would say about me."
Immediately whine, "It was an accident! Stop staring at me like that!"
Confused about what you said, reply with, "What?"
Immediately reply with, "Well it's true. Grow up." then shrug it off.
Immediately reply with, "Wow, I'm so sorry. That was really rude of me, and I have no idea why I said that. Please forgive me."
Immediately reply with, "I am so sorry. Did I just say that? I'm really sorry. That's just what my partner says of you... I must have repeated them."
Immediately reply with, "Hey, don't worry about it. If it bothers you I'll make it up with whatever you want. No matter the cost."
Immediately reply with, "I apologize. that's not what I meant." Then secretly write anonymous notes making fun of them.

You are riding your bike in the park when you see a wounded stray dog limping around the sidewalk. What do you do?

You are riding your bike in the park when you see a wounded stray dog limping around the sidewalk. What do you do?
Angrily hop off your bike and shoo the nasty thing away. Dangerous dogs shouldn't be mingling around innocent
humans!
Get the dog to follow you and bring it home to startle your younger brother, who is terrified of canines. Nothing is
better that a good scare!
Chase the dog, trying to catch it. That's a good boy!
Run to the dog and rip off a piece of your shirt to wrap around the wound, and then call the local shelter to help the
canine find a good home. After this, you go home and boast about your accomplishment.
Yell at any passer-byers; "Help! This dog is hurt..."
Text your partner to meet you in the park so you both can figure out what to do.
Completely ignore the dog. Someone else will help it.
I don't have time for it anyway...

Yikes! Your parents want you to volunteer at the local dumpster every Saturday against your will. What do you do?

Yikes! Your parents want you to volunteer at the local dumpster every Saturday against your will. What do you do?
Ask them to drop you off everyday by the curb but them leave to hang out at the mall with your friends.
Say "ok"! with a smile and show off your muscles in front of the volunteers while carrying trash during the work.
Attend the volunteer work and throw dirty toilet paper from behind the piles at the other volunteers the whole time.
Attend the volunteer work and then fake cry to get out of transporting the trash bags.
Attend the volunteer work and then yell at the other volunteers so they complete your job.
Invite your partner to volunteer with you.
Attend the work and accidentally show up at the wrong place.

Your friend just accidentally broke your phone. What would you do?

Your friend just accidentally broke your phone. What would you do?
Run to your parents and ask them to buy you a new one.
Tell them that they must buy you a new phone.
Grab it and race to get your wallet and then down to the repair shop ASAP!
Secretly steal your parent's or friend's wallet and treat yourself to the latest version.
Tell them it was totally ok but then prank them for the next 2 weeks.
I'll just use my partner's phone until I get a new one!
What phone...?

You arrive on the bus and plop right next to your friend, Freddy, who is acting very upset. You ask what's wrong... and he announces that his girlfriend just broke up with him last night. What do you do?

You arrive on the bus and plop right next to your friend, Freddy, who is acting very upset. You ask what's wrong... and he announces that his girlfriend just broke up with him last night. What do you do?
Roll your eyes and tell Freddy that love is stupid and he shouldn't be so emotional about it.
Give him a big hug and check on how he's doing for the next few weeks... and then tell people how you are taking
care of your friend.
Shrug and say, "Well I'm having a worse day that you!"
Ask your partner if anyone is possibly interested in dating Freddy.
Show sympathy to him, but send him fake prank notes from his ex every day to see his reaction.
Pat him on the back and then ask him if he's going with his girlfriend to the upcoming school dance.
Ditch class with him and get ice cream for some "bro time".
Share your experience with Freddy about how you handled a break up with someone. You give him lots of handy
advice.

Whoo hoo! Your parents decided that you can spend your birthday at the brand new country club in town... with your friends! You tell your 4 besties about the plan and invite them over after school to give them the details. But before you can say "pool party!" your parents announce that you are only allowed to bring 3 people. Everyone looks at Serina, the most annoying person in your group. What do you do?

Whoo hoo! Your parents decided that you can spend your birthday at the brand new country club in town... with your friends! You tell your 4 besties about the plan and invite them over after school to give them the details. But before you can say "pool party!" your parents announce that you are only allowed to bring 3 people. Everyone looks at Serina, the most annoying person in your group. What do you do?
Attempt to smuggle Serina with you to the country club and set up plenty of distractions from your parents.
Tell your friends that "We leave no man behind!" and make other birthday plans... but secretly prank Serina so she
would have to cancel plans and then the rest could attend the club.
Throw Serina out of the house so the rest of you can go to the country club with no problem. The anchor has been
lifted!
Kindly tell your parents that you don't want to leave any of your best friends, and that you'll do something else that
includes everyone. The more the merrier!
Cancel the plans with your friends and replace them with your partner. It is so much better this way!
Cancel all the plans. It doesn't matter anymore.
Burst into tears and whine as much as possible to persuade your parents to increase the amount of people by one.
Sacrifice yourself for your friends. Now all of them can go!