What Tarantula Are You?

What Tarantula Are You?

Reveal your inner tarantula! Take this test to discover which tarantula you really are... cunningly hidden underneath your human exterior! Brought to you by: TARANTULA KEEPERS on Facebook.

published on May 20, 2014120 responses 0

What is / closest to your favourite colour?

Red
Green
Blue
Yellow
Orange

Do you prefer Android, iPhone or Blackberry devices?

Android
iPhone
Blackberry

Celine Dion starts singing on the radio... what do you do?

Who the FECK is Celine Dion?
Is she part of One Direction?
Turn The feckin' radio UP!
Consider urinating on an electric fence
What is a radio?
I like cheese.

Answer this simple question: What is 2 + 2 ?

Chair
Ice Cream
4
Efff Youuu Seee Kayyy... That Spells MOON!

Are you male or female ?

Male
Female

Which make of vehicle do you drive?

Ford
Chevrolet
Chrysler / Dodge / Jeep
Honda
Toyota
Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini
Jaguar
Mercedes-Benz
BMW
Audi
VW
OTHER

If you could poop on anything, what would it be?

Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian's toothbrush
Kim Kardashian's lip gloss
Kim Kardashian's mother's toothbrush
Upon the faces of every member of the band, One Direction.

Are you a member of the Tarantula Keepers group on Facebook?

Yes of course! It is the largest tarantula group that exists in social media!
No, never heard of it!
I am not sure! (If this is the case, the website address is: www.tarantulas.tk)

Please choose your age

12 or under
12 - 16
16 - 18
18 - 21
21 - 30
30 - 40
40 - 50
50 - 65
65+

What is your favourite thing to drink?

Beer
Water
Milk
Donkey Urine
Other