Which Orange Is The New Black Character Are You? Take this quiz, and discover your Lichfield alter ego...let's hope you aren't pornstache! Vauseman1996 published on May 12, 201416 responses 1 4.8★ / 5 Questions in vertical order How do you like to flirt? A cheeky smile, adjustment of the glasses...now come be my little spoon because I heart you lips parted, puppy-dog Tell you how much I like your titties, girls like that - and that is a tip! I don't flirt, I screw over I don't flirt...I have to stay loyal I can't flirt, there are too many lesbians! The Lord is my only love Wit, humour, sarcasm, and a talent for licking pussy My love is for my girls...nothing more What is your weapon of choice? The power of the law Blackmail A crucifix Words A starve-out A wrench in your t*** Manipulation Insanity...and a little urine... Sarcasm, with just a hint of lesbian What does love mean to you? Inevitability A connection that never really goes away My fiance My wrench in your... Good food Sex Someone to save me from the lesbians Relgion Somebody to be your wife Sexiest actor on this list? Laura Prepon...obvs Jason Biggs is cute, but there's something about laura... Taylor Schilling...such a dandelion! Any of these bitchs tbh The lord My fiance The licthfield chicken any of the non-lesbian ones Laura Prepon and Yael Stone...together... How do you like the food? Who cares? The food's gross, but I don't want to be starved out... Is coconut supposed to be beige? You don't like the food? Tough shit I can't concentrate with all this lesbian activity... Chocolate and vanilla swirl... The bread of the Lord is all I need Where's my stash, punk?! I'm looking forward to the food in Bora Bora (Bora) What is your greatest fear? Being alone Being discovered Losing your religion Someone breaking your f***ing heart Cheating on your fiance Being kicked out Lesbians...everywhere... Psyche Being the outsider
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